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This season on Vanderpump Rules, Lala Kent took the girls to Solvang for wine tours (on a private jet, of course). The only surprising part of the trip is that Lala is the one who planned the trip, yet she was sober the entire time. Why plan a wine tasting if you are not going to sip the wine? Maybe do a different activity instead?

At the time, she claimed that she and Randall Emmett made a pact to stay sober after she got wasted and broke a hurricane-proof window. Recently, she confessed that the severity of the situation goes far beyond one drunken night.

Scheana Marie

Nowadays, the majority of the Vanderpump Rules cast are in committed relationships. And I use the word committed loosely, as they do whatever they want anyways. Like Lala Kent and Ariana Madix hooking up. Or James Kennedy being accused of cheating on Raquel Leviss. And Jax Taylor…well he han’t done anything yet this season, but give it some time. 

However, one cast member is single, and that is Scheana Marie. Her dating life on the show has been pretty quiet so far. All we’ve seen is her sexually harassing hanging out with Adam Spott. I wonder if Adam can hang a TV in seven minutes? Recently, Scheana’s love life has been in a status of, “It’s complicated.”

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So much happened on last night’s Vanderpump Rules but the only things we really need to talk about are Brittany Cartwright being told by her doctor that she can’t drink on the cast trip to Mexico(!) and Lala Kent turning into James Kennedy by unleashing an unholy fury of meanness on James and Raquel Leviss (again), which finally had James seeing the light about the changes he needs to make in his own life.

I personally think all Brittany’s sudden health problems are a psychosomatic response to realizing she’s engaged to Jax Taylor!

Other things happened, though. Like I cannot look at Beau Clark without seeing a grubby, truck stop dirtbag. His pasty, grimy pits and flabby arms hanging out of that dirty tank top as he swung around a handle of tequila Stassi Schroeder was bedazzling for Scheana Marie as a peace offering was… well all the karma Stassi has ever deserved. Beau seems sweet and very nice, but he joins the unhygienic mass of menfolk on this show who look like walking staph infections and probably need their own file at the CDC.

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On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules things get super wild at SUR when Lala Kent takes out her grief and aggression on Raquel Leviss after Lala accuses Raquel of talking about her deceased father.

This comes after James Kennedy was cruelly uninvited from the cast trip to Mexico, which was supposed to be about Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz celebrating the opening of TomTom. Then while James is at SUR DJing Billie Lee‘s boozy brunch, he and Raquel have a run-in with Lala that goes all kinds of wrong. This has Tom 1 questioning why Lisa Vanderpump isn’t pulling out her pink slips to fire the future Mrs. Randall Emmett. 

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member Teddi Mellencamp Arroyaveis done getting walked all over!

She has found herself at the center of the puppygate drama. And she is now pitted against Lisa Vanderpump in a no holds barred fight about who was right.

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These days it seems like the words “Lisa Vanderpump” are a trigger among Bravo viewers. Her army of fans will adamantly defend her whenever they have the chance. Her haters will call her out whenever they can think of a reason.

And that’s where Brandi Glanville comes in. Again. Not only that, but she reignited the previously squashed beef with Scheana Marie. They infamously feuded for years, which makes sense since Scheana had an affair with Brandi’s ex-boyfriend. And now, Brandi is throwing Scheana back under the bus just take another jab at LVP.

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Brandi Glanville and Lisa Vanderpump used to be a dynamic duo on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Then they became bitter enemies and Brandi started calling out Lisa for her manipulation tactics. This was before Brandi slapped Lisa on a cast trip to Amsterdam in a slap heard around the reality-verse. It continued once Brandi, a self-described “reality all-star” was out of a job.

In an RHOBH reunion episode in 2016, daddy host Andy Cohen pointed out that nearly every season Lisa had someone calling her a puppet-master. So it comes as no surprise that Lisa’s co-stars are accusing her of manipulating PuppyGate for her own purposes. Namely, punishing Dorit Kemsley for two failed dog adoptions, and setting up a Vanderpump Dogs spinoff while she’s at it. Lisa’s attempts to defend herself have not been warmly received.

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Unfortunately for Kristen Doute, Vanderpump Rules only films in the summer. This means that she never gets a birthday party episode, let alone a multiple-episode story arc. On the bright side, this means that she never gets filmed during a birthday meltdown.

Instead, the Vanderpump Rules fans only get to see the (filtered) photos that she wants us to see. This year, Kristen and a bunch of her costars celebrated her birthday in Nashville, Tennessee.