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Stassi Schroeder & Her Mom

Vanderpump RulesStassi Schroeder celebrated turning 30 with an amazing winter-themed birthday party. Both Stassi and birthday twin Ariana Madix dressed alike and wore crowns and sparkly makeup. The party was chill, and everyone got along. Then, Stassi experienced her annual birthday melt-down. She texted and called her boyfriend, Beau Clark, over 70 times, even though they were both in the same house. What incredible self-control, Stassi!

Earlier that night at the party, Beau also endured shared some quality time with Stassi’s mother, Dayna Schroeder. Beau was treated to Dayna squeezing his booty in front of Stassi. Awkward!

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Tom Sandoval & Tom Schwartz

Are Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz Lisa Vanderpump’s business partners or not? Based on the small snippets we get to see on Vanderpump Rules, it’s as if she can’t decide. One minute, she’s entrusting them to come up cocktails for the menu. The next, she asks her daughter Pandora Vanderpump to take on the task instead. On last night’s episode, Lisa had the Toms come up with some drink recipes for a Daily Mail event.

During that same episode, Lisa banned Tom and Tom from being present when Nick Alain, their restaurant designer, showed up with decor and furniture for the restaurant. Really? They can’t even help unload boxes for a restaurant named in their honor? Nevertheless, they showed up anyway much to Lisa’s (perceived) dismay. She claimed that she didn’t want to leave them in suspense if they saw everything before it was set up, but that just doesn’t make the most sense.

Yes, we get it, Lisa and Ken Todd have contributed a majority of the money to  TomTom and they have greater ownership in the restaurant. And, of course, there’s no doubt that they’re experts in this industry. Nevertheless, the inconsistent inclusion of Tom and Tom at a restaurant called TomTom is pretty ironic. Tom Sandoval’s girlfriend Ariana Madix stood up for the Toms and called out Vanderpump Rules production in a series of tweets.

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Bad Mutha

Last night’s Vanderpump Rules was the collision of past and future as Stassi Schroeder’s mother demonstrated that the rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

The morning after her birthday meltdown, Stassi has some amends to make with Beau Clark. Stassi’s hangover face, puffy and red, has aged her 15 years yet she’s still drinking a beer for breakfast! It’s like one of those aging apps that shows what you’ll look like on your 50th birthday.

Apparently Stassi’s telephone harassment of Beau escalated to in-person harassment. She stormed back into the party to demand he come to bed with her immediately. And in response Beau cried. The next morning he whines that when Stassi yelled it felt like getting “dick punched” in the heart. Do dicks punch? I hadn’t known. Oh, maybe Beau means like being punched by an actual dick. Someone like Jax Taylor, perhaps.

Stassi Schroeder & Her Mom

On tonight’s all new Vanderpump Rules the fallout from Stassi Schroeder and Ariana Madix‘s joint birthday proves to have long-term drama in Stassi’s life.

First Stassi has to make amends with Beau Clark after drunkenly calling him, texting him, and screaming at him during her party. Thankfully, Beau loves Stassi but he is not willing to put up with her antics. 

Lindsay-Lohans-Beach-Club

Who doesn’t love a good comeback? Lindsay Lohan is back in the spotlight, for good reasons this time. She just debuted her new reality show Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club. Set in Mykonos, Greece, the show follows Lindsay’s staff of age 20 something VIP hosts as they work at her new glamorous beach club.

The staffers keep difficult clients, and most of all, Lindsay, happy and satisfied. Unfortunately, there’s trouble in paradise as the staff focuses more on partying than taking their job seriously. This causes unnecessary drama for Lindsay who does not want the reputation of her club, or the Lohan brand, ruined by their actions. 

Vanderpump-Rules-Stassi-Schroeder

Vanderpump Rules fans know that Stassi Schroeder tends to be dramatic on her birthday. And her crazy behavior during this years’  epic birthday bash confirms it. In fact, the winter-themed party that Stassi planned with her Ariana Madix, was cool (in more ways than one). The duo even dressed as twins with crowns and matching sparkling face makeup.

So, it is no secret that Stassi is wild for her man, Beau Clark. And when Stassi was done partying after turning the big 30, she started to text and call Beau. By the way, they were at the same rented birthday mansion. He didn’t respond to Stassi’s texts and calls to come to bed. Then, angry Stassi threw her phone to the ground. Why didn’t she just go upstairs to talk in person?

Fernanda Flores & Larissa Dos Santos Lima Go Head To Head On Part Two Of Tonight’s 90 Day Fiance Tell All

So much reality TV, so little time. We are thankful for DVR since there are a lot of time conflicts with some reality TV great shows. Check out our reality TV listings of shows to watch this week!