Oh Chad.  Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad.  I feel like I’m chastising one of my former first grade students, yet he’s a grown a$$ man.  Chad Ochocinco Johnson has gotten married and divorced within the period of a few months, head-butted his new bride Evelyn Lozada, got his new wedding spin-off cancelled, and was fired from the Miami Dolphins.  That’s a lot for a day’s work.  Now it seems he’s been just as busy trolling Twitter for mistresses.  I guess he’ll never learn.

Ol’ Ocho’s dirty laundry has been airing ever since he became the punchline for every tabloid and blogger from here to kingdom come.  Now it’s being reported that the former NFL star has had multiple affairs with women he’s met online.  He’s a classy one for sure!


Radar Online reports that Chad has been picking up women on Twitter for a while now.  A source tells the site, “He is constantly scouring Twitter flirting with women, and if he sees someone he likes he has them direct message their number to him so they can meet up in person.”

According to the site, Chad has been carrying on numerous affairs thanks to the Twitterverse.  Boston resident Beverly Shiner claims to have been seeing the former Patriot player the entire time Evelyn was planning their wedding.  He also was allegedly seeing Atlanta based stripper Amber Priddy, and he was covering all of her expenses.  When he lost his job, she lost the condo he’d been paying to keep her in…awkward!

The insider reveals, “Chad has been having an affair with another woman from Miami named Bianca Zuluaga (she’s in the picture above!) for the past year.  Whenever she refers to ‘chocolate’ in her tweets, she is talking about Chad and admits that she has ‘Jungle Fever’ and loves chocolate men.”

In fact, the same source shares, “Chad would mostly spend time with Bianca while Evelyn was out of town on her book tour or filming.  They would even meet at David’s Café in Miami, which is one of his regular hangout joints and they didn’t go to any lengths to hide the fact that they were there together.”

The insider reveals that during the wedding extravaganza of Ev & Ocho, Bianca tweeted, “Some people on my Twitter need to stop hating my preference for chocolate!!!” and, “I can’t take this anymore I need chocolate!!! My body is going into shock!”

Apparently Bianca took multiple rides in the Smart Car that Evelyn purchased for Chad…the same vehicle where she allegedly found the condom receipt that preceded the domestic violence.  The ever classy Bianca took full advantage of situation on Twitter when she posted, “I just realized that my car is full of receipts… *cleaning it out.*”  A friend then asked, “any receipts for condoms? hahahahaha…”  to which Bianca responded, “Naww just food! Lol I’m a fatass.”  Her friend replied, “yea those are in his car, remember! Ha.”  Oh to be young and in love with someone who will likely end up battering you…isn’t stupidity grand?

The source explains to the site, “Bianca knew all along that he was with Evelyn, but she didn’t care.  She agreed not to say a word.”

Poor Bianca may have some competition with the above-mentioned Amber, of course.  Another insider tells the same site, “Chad has been paying Amber $2000 a month for her apartment and flying her in and out of Miami so they could meet up.”  Um, I’m super poor, but I don’t think two grand a month is all that much to live the high life in Atlanta.  If it covered her rent and utilities alone I’d be shocked!

The “dancer” supposedly tweeted, “U can marry him but he’s still mine!!!” followed by a series of sad faces the day after Chad and Evelyn got married.  The source confirms of the uberly enhanced Amber (breast and butt implants…awesome!), “She began dating Chad before he was with Evelyn, they dated even after he got married, and are still seeing each other.”  She may need to get in line behind Bianca!

Here’s what I’m hoping…I hope that some ridiculous elderly woman starts tweeting Chad using her hot 20-year-old granddaughter’s likeness…I hope he meets up with that.  Heck, it would make for a great hidden camera reality series, would it not?


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