I honestly think that if the Kardashians had to stay out of the spotlight for even just a day, they would shrivel up or something.  Don't they get exhausted chasing fame?  As if I don't already know the answer to that!  They are never, ever going to go away. 

Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe are gracing the cover of this week's print edition of Us Weekly, setting the record straight on all of the relationship rumors planted by mom Kris Jenner to keep her girls relevant swirling around.  The magazine touts an exclusive, but it's really just a bunch of sound bites and sources and quotes.  It doesn't appear that the sisters were actually interviewed for the article.  Shocking, I know!


As for the gossip that Khloe and husband Lamar Odom are fighting over their fertility issues, a "friend" close to the couple reveals that a rough patch has brought the couple closer together, saying, "It wasn't so much fighting as frustration.  Lamar's mood is so tied to basketball.  He was in a funk for a while, and Khloe was trying to keep him up while struggling with the fertility stuff."

For his part, Lamar is discounting stories that he doesn't care about having more children.  At some point in time, Lamar told the mag, "Having kids is something that we, we before anyone else, wants to do," with Khloe adding, "This is such a happy time, and the beginning of so many great things for the both of us."

Another insider shares that Kim and Kanye West are ready for little Kimyes as soon as she is divorced from Kris Humphries.  The source explains, "Kim thinks they'll get engaged and try for a baby once the divorce is final." 

Additionally, according to this source, getting together with Kim made Kanye reconsider his position on having children, and now he's ready to start a family.  The insider claims, "He's so go with Mason and Penelope.  He's such a kid himself and loves to play with them.

Of course, don't expect Kim and her tiny rapper to race down the aisle.  A friend states, "After the backlash of ending her 72-day marriage to Kris, Kim would never get engaged until everything was properly handled.  There are no wedding plans, period.  She and Kanye are taking their time.  That's the truth."

On to Kourtney and Scott Disick, she tells Us, "We don't comment about most made-up stories, but to involve my children in their absurd lies is just disrespectful.  Scott is a great dad and is very connected to our children.  He and I are in a really good, happy place."

A "family friend" believes that "they are the closest to getting married as they've ever been," citing what a wonderful dad Scott is.  

Scott shares, "Having two kids is, like, you couldn't be more legit.  It's the real deal: Kourtney and I are Mom and Dad…I mean, my son is my world and my daughter is my new world.  It's pretty unbelievable starting another chapter in your life."  And there you have it, straight from the douchelord's horse's mouth! 

The good news is that when Kim and Kanye start their family, they will only have to worry about their kids knowing about one sex tape made by their mom.  That's great, isnt it?  TMZ is reporting that rumors of an additional Kim sex tape are false.  Thank goodness!  Vivid Entertainment, the company which owns the rights to the original gem of a video, has been investigating the possibility of more sexy times with Kim and determined that there are no more videos.  Steven Hirsch, head of Vivid, tells the site, "We’ve already spoken to the third party that brought the first tape to us, and, a second tape, or additional footage from the first tape isn't being shopped around or even exists."

I think the world can now breathe a collective sigh of relief!  Now, enjoy the Halloween picture below of Kimye, Kourtney, Scott and friends.  Batman…original!


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