Yawn. It's like the most dramatic
rose ceremony Kim Kardashian divorce ever. How is it possible that the divorce proceedings are lasting three times as long as the actual marriage. Why oh why can't Kim just admit that her marriage to Kris Humphries was for her reality show and spare us all the endless gossip and back and forth of this silly divorce? I mean, part of me is glad she isn't…I like my job, but we all know Kim didn't really want to marry him for real life purposes. The girl changes boyfriends/potential fiancés/randoms who may or may not be willing to walk down the aisle with her as often as I brush my teeth…and I have excellent oral hygiene. Never had a cavity!
What bothers me most about this divorce isn't the ridiculousness of it all or even the drawn out nature and pettiness from both sides. It is this: The whole thing could be over and done with if Kim would just admit the marriage was for show. Kris gets none of her fortune regardless…her prenup bars him recovery in the event of a divorce, and if there was never any marriage (which would happen with Kris' desired annulment), he has no basis for monetary gain there either. You can't get alimony if you never had a marriage. Sure, I guess they could find the prenup void and the marriage valid, but that doesn't work for the premise of my argument.
All Kris wants her to do is tell everyone what we already know…the wedding was for ratings. Nothing more, nothing less. I mean, she is literally laughing in our faces, thinking we are stupid enough to believe that it was a fairytale romance. We watch your show, Kim. You have more chemistry with the doormen of whatever building in whatever city you happen to be living in currently than you did with Kris. Basically, I just don't like being played for a fool. Kim, quietly admit to what we all already know and be done with it. It could actually help your sad image more than the path you're choosing. Off my soapbox and on to the divorce drama…thanks for indulging me!
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So with Kim not budging on the whole faux marriage situation, Kris continues to waste time and money playing dirty. Hey, I don't blame him. This isn't about cash, it's about humiliating someone who seems beyond the ability to feel humiliation. After all, she is famous for getting a golden shower from a guy who, at the time, was only famous for being Moesha's little brother.
The most recent development in the divorce that never ends (yes, it goes on and on my friends!) is the deposition of tiny rapper Kanye West. That's right…Yezzy has been deposed, but Kim still hasn't. Of course–I'm sorry to all the other celebrities who have given depositions–but it was the best deposition of all time! Of all time!
TMZ was the first to report that the rapper had been questioned in what Kim's attorney calls a "fishing expedition," and argues that until this circus plays out, "[Kim] is now handcuffed to Mr. Humphries." In other words, she can't walk down the aisle a third time with 'Ye until this mess is settled. I don't see what the problem is…it will just postpone their wedding for one season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. This go-round we'll be forced to watch sister Kourtney and Scott Disick say I do. Am I right?
In other Kardashian news that won't shock you in the least, People is reporting that if the Kardashian-Jenner clan can't all be together for the annual Christmas card photo shoot, it's no biggie. That's what Photoshop is for…duh!
Khloé Kardashian Odom recently told Ellen DeGeneres, "We pretend that we're always together. The powers of cameras and Photoshop."
This year be on the look out for a digitally inserted Kendall Jenner, Lamar Odom, and Scott Disick as their schedules were too busy to permit holiday cheer. Khloé even takes a dig at her sister's missing beau, joking, "The older we get the more we stick together. Who knew? I'm surprised Scott’s still around but he's here." Who knew, indeed? Something tells me that Scott will be sticking around until Kris Jenner tells him his story line is finished.
TELL US-WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT KANYE BEING DEPOSED? ARE YOU SURPRISED TO LEARN THAT THE KARDASHIAN KRISTMAS KARD IS PHOTOSHOPPED?
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