Oh, Kim Kardashian, you saucy minx! Okay, so I don't find her at all saucy or minx-ish, but I've always wanted to say that. In today's Kimye news, there is some funny stuff. Not only is having Kanye West's baby while still married to Kris Humphries causing some problems (we all predicted that, right?), but it seems that no one wants to pay Kim to lose her baby weight. Tragic!
Unlike Jessica Simpson, Kim may not be scoring a weight loss deal to shed the massive amount of pounds she's sure to pack on during her pregnancy. I'm also hoping that, unlike Jessica's two year gestation, Kim's baby will pop out after nine months so we don't have to be on pregnancy watch for the next year and a half.
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TMZ is reporting that both Medifast and Jenny Craig aren't going to be reaching out to Kim for any endorsement deals. While Medifast maintains that it doesn't use celebrities to support it's weight loss program, Jenny Craig is notorious for celebrity deals. However, a rep for the company says that Jenny Craig will be focusing on "real results for real women," continuing, "We will continue our working relationship with Mariah Carey." The irony is not lost on me!
Even sadder for poor Kim, according to Radar Online, Kimye Junior is already throwing a wrench in Kim's divorce proceedings with Kris. I know it's not totally applicable, but NeNe Leakes words are running through my head. "Close your legs to married men!" We should tweak her fabulous quote to fit this situation.
An insider tells the site, "Kim is seeing red because she is still legally married to Kris Humphries. Kim is overjoyed at the news that she is pregnant with Kanye's baby, but she isn't able to fully embrace it because of Kris. Kim feels that Kris is hell bent on dragging her name through the mud by prolonging the divorce proceedings." I hate to break it to her, but no one needs to drag Kim's name through the mud…it just stays there, bathing.
The source continues, "Kim knows that she most likely will still be married to Kris when she gives birth to Kanye's baby, and that absolutely sickens her. Kim has been pressuring her attorney, Laura Wasser, to get Humphries to sign off on the divorce, to no avail. Kris is holding the position that if Kim grants him an annulment on the grounds that the marriage was a sham, this whole thing ends. However, Kim won't give in to his demands because it would damage her brand."
Damage her brand? Bwahahahaha! Oh gracious. Of course, don't go crying for Kim yet. According to I'm Not Obsessed, Kim wanted to secure her and Kanye's brand with this pregnancy, and she now stands to make close to $16 million in endorsement deals for baby products. Are there seriously people out there who would use Kim-endorsed products on their child?
TELL US-ARE YOU SHOCKED KIM STILL BLAMES KRIS FOR NOT GRANTING HER A DIVORCE? SURPRISED SHE'S NOT GETTING A WEIGHT LOSS DEAL…YET?
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