RHOBH’s Brandi Glanville Is Over Marriage; Advises Against Spray Tanning And Bathroom Breaks

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Brandi Glanville doesn't need a husband to keep her warm at night.  She'll have the royalty money from her bestselling book to cuddle with until the wee hours of the morning.  Doesn't sound too bad to me!  

The often brash and outspoken Brandi is finally seeing some things go right in her world as Drinking and Tweeting maintains the top spot on the New York Times Bestseller List.  It's even the bestselling e-book according to the NYT!  It seems Brandi relates to a vast audience, and it's no shocker that she gives the best and most practical advice.  Don't believe me?  Read on!

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Speaking to Extra, Brandi jokes that she's finished with marriage altogether, telling the site, "I'm done."

Of course, when pressed, she needs a bit more information.  When questioned as to what she would do if she were proposed to by her dream man, Brandi makes a necessary inquiry, asking,  "I mean, I guess we'll see…where's the ring?  Show me the ring?"

Brandi doesn't have much time these days to think about dating, much less getting remarried.  Just a few days ago she tweeted appreciation to her fans with more good news regarding her book.  The reality star wrote, "Book is NY Times best seller E book 1 again!  2 weeks in a row!! Thank u BB's!  I heart U xxb." 

She followed up her tweet with some very sage advice, reminding followers, "Word to the wise, don't tinkle for 2 hours after getting a spray tan damn it!"  Who would have known?  Perhaps Brandi should hang on to that gem as fodder for her inevitable second book!

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