Goodness gracious. Does Farrah Abraham ever just stay home and read a book? It feels like she's been crying about being single, bitching about life in general, and justifying her sex tape for years. and years. and years. now.
In a recent interview with ET, the former Teen Mom star revealed yet another supposed reason behind
her personal video Farrah Superstar, "I have no relationships and I'm, like, sad sometimes. So, taking all this into consideration, which some find it hard to, that's what brought me here today."
Similarly, Farrah uploaded a Keek video last week, where she also bellyached about being sad. In an attempt to garner sympathy, Farrah cried about only dating "loser a** boys" who use, lie, and manipulate, adding that she's been "crying every night" because she has been "single and alone" for four years.
What Farrah fails to realize (and probably never will) is that she is the reason she's alone. She's an insufferable, narcissistic bitch who treats everyone in her life like they're beneath her. But, you know, that's just my opinion.
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Farrah continued, "A lot of my girlfriends who are back home have done personal sexy shots, sexual videos, feminine things, showing their sexuality and being happy for themselves. Here I am, the same age or younger as most of my friends, and I'm like, why am I not as happy with myself as they are? Why am I not doing this for me?"
Who are these people? Where are their parents? I'm either getting old (sigh) and completely out of touch with what young adults are doing these days or Farrah's friends are just as weird as she is.
When asked why she hired a well-known XXX actor, Farrah said, "I was under the belief this would help better protect me and my privacy. So I was like, if this guys is so professional and everything is gonna be fine, then I was like, I'm happier with this choice."
However, Farrah wasn't too happy (so she says) when James Deen blabbed about the tape. "James Deen, who is in my video, thought it was okay [to say to] the public 'I did something with Farrah.' But he did it in his own way of saying 'I made porn with her' and made it his own thing. That is why I was like, let me be one step ahead and let me gain control of my own video again. That is why I was meeting with different adult entertainment companies. I sold it to Vivid."
Farrah does NOT want to be compared to Kim Kardashian. Too late. “We are two different people, two different situations," Farrah barked. "I also don’t agree with everything that she’s done in her life, so I hope to live my life a little bit differently. I only want to be a positive influence and show positive things."
OMG. She's batsh*t crazy. Will someone shoot me an email when Farrah does something positive?
Maybe she meant a positive STD test?
Also, Farrah recently told Hollywood Life how she plans to tell her daughter, Sophia, about her latest business endeavor. "I separate me being single and me being a mother, it’s always been that way, and I do not joke around about that stuff," Farrah said. "Sophia does not know what is going on, and no one in her sphere of life should be saying anything about my personal life to her."
Yes, of course Sophia currently has no idea, but we all know she'll find out well before Farrah plans to tell her. Poor thing.
"I’ll tell her when she is around 13 [years old] and the periods start," Farrah explained. "We are just gonna sit down and have this talk so she can process her own way to ask me questions and make her own choices, and I think that will let her make way better choices than I have. I think it’ll be OK, there are more serious things to talk about in my life — like her father’s death — than my sexuality."
No matter how you look at it, little Sophia got a bum deal.
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