It's that time of the year again – Dancing With The Stars is in the air! I feel like they need their own carol. It's beginning to look a lot like daaaanc-ing.
Anyway, enough about that! The cast for the 17th season has just been announced and we're not particularly interested because there's no Housewives strapping on their dancing shoes. I bet Teresa Giudice could have had a chance if not for that little federal indictment. Amirite? No?
Anyway the cast lineup and professional partner pairings are below.
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Former Showgirls (and SAVED BY THE BELL, hello?!) star Elizabeth Berkley is partnered with Val Chmerkovskiy.
Let's discuss what "work" she had done to her face for her big 'comeback'.
Valerie Harper of Mary Tyler Moore awesomeness will battle cancer while foxtrotting alongside hottie Tristan McManus.
Snooki, whose life is now 24/7 reality TV, will be guidette-bumping with Sasha Farber.
Christina Milian will be partnered Mark Ballas (bet he's lucky to have ditched Bristol Palin!).
Leah Remini has flown the Scientology coop just in time to waltz with Tony Dovolani.
Amber Riley, who has the best shot for the win IMO, will be dealing with Derek Hough and his ego for days. Poor girl.
Comedian Bill Engvall joins newbie Emma Slater.
Keyshawn Johnson will be putting his Broadway test to the mettle alongside Sharna Burgess.
Jack Osbourne will partner with Cheryl Burke.
Pretty Little Liars star Grant Daugherty will dance with Peta Murgatroyd.
Corbin Bleu, of High School Musical fame, is paired with Karina Smirnoff
My favorite pairing: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY will strap on astrophysical dance shoes and combine molecules with Tyne Stecklein, another new pro.
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