Run, Bruce Jenner! Run as fast as you can! We all know you can do it, and you've got the medal to prove it. Do not pass go, do not collect $200! I can't even. I mean, I may very well be at a loss for words, and y'all know that is never the case!
On the heels of their separation announcement, Kris Jenner is taking every opportunity she can to share her relief over being rid of husband Bruce. It's really quite sad and disrespectful, but then again, that's par for the course with Kris, isn't it? People has the details of the pimpmomager's cover story for New You magazine, and in it, Kris describes what she would want for her one do-over. Hint: it has nothing to do with Bruce.
Kris reveals, "The one regret, if I had to do it over, would be divorcing Robert Kardashian. But then there wouldn't have been Kendall and Kylie, so that's the way I look at it. Everything happens for a reason, and we learn from our mistakes. I thought I was so smart when I was young; I was fearless." I am really holding back here, and it's harder than expected.
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Waxing poetic about the wonderful traits she instilled in daughter Khloe Kardashian, Kris explains, "Khloé is exactly how I am in the way she likes to nest and cook; the way she is with everything in her home – even the way she makes a bed and sets a table," adding that she and Kim's "personalities are very much alike." You don't say…
As for oft overlooked son Rob? "My son is identical to his father, Robert – they look alike, act alike and have the same mannerisms. It's an amazing reminder of what an amazing dad Robert was. He was a great husband and a good person."
So then why did you cheat on him?
Fear not, in an interview with People, Kris has some kind words for her recently kicked-to-the-curb hubby. Citing the reason for their separation, Kris tells the site, "I don't think it was the pace of life. We've always gone 150 miles per hour, and Bruce has more energy than anybody. I just think it has evolved. I really can't put my finger on it. We're just happier now."
Kris continues, "There was definitely a shift in the way we treated each other. We will always be the best of friends, because that's the dynamic of our relationship. We definitely get along as a family and with the kids; we're so connected in that way. We love each other. It's a very wonderful dynamic. It's just not something that's real negative and nasty. I love really hard, and the people that I have in my life that I love will always be in my life forever. It's ultimately like one big happy family."
Except it's not. I am thankful Bruce got the heck out of Dodge, and I can't wait to see who will be the next dumb chump to fall into Kris' klutches. My money is on Sean Stewart!
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