For once Joanna Krupa is happy she doesn't get along with Adriana de Moura! Because it means she didn't have to wait…and wait… and wait… and wait for a faux wedding/vow-renewal

The Real Housewives of Miami star who will soon have her own wedding air on Bravo, says she is thrilled that she skipped reality TV's most time consuming nuptials

"The good news for me is that I wasn't there. So NO, I didn't wait 1 1/2 hours for the ceremony. NO, I didn't wait 2 hours to start eating. NO, I didn't have to change clothes twice in the super hot summer of Miami while the bride was trying to get ready," Joanna writes in her Bravo blog.


"NO, I wasn't part of the 10 poor people selected for this wedding party nor did I have to dress like it was the 1920s. NO, I didn't have to stay and pretend I was happy after hours of delay for…what again? Oh, and NO, I wasn't invited. I have never been so happy to say so many NOs. So let me stay out of this one…"

Joanna says that by comparison her wedding was a real wedding and not a big overblown show-off affair! "My wedding was a true fairytale, and I know by the fact that everyone had a blast," Joanna brags. "Yes, we actually made sure our guests were guaranteed a wonderful time. You’ll get to see it soon enough, and you will love it!" 

Joanna is also miffed that Adriana called Lisa Hochstein her "sloppy second" bridesmaid. Hey – it's better than a sloppy seconds wedding… ahem Adriana! 

"Oh, and as far as Adriana saying, 'Joanna can have my sloppy seconds,' if it’s Lisa, I'll take sloppy seconds any day dear," Joanna quips. 

Well, so I suppose the peace these two made over breakfast was short-lived. Oh well… I would say nobody's surprised that this sloppy seconds friendship fell apart. Hey and you know what, at lease Joanna got Lea Black out of the deal! 

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