Proving there’s no amount of attention Kim is not above seeking (as if we didn’t know that already) the eternal Keeping Up With The Kardashians star spills all about her urination malfunctions, her favorite sexy times, how she is a boon to the economy, and reminisces about that sex tape!
Below are some juicy quotes from the article, where Kim was interviewed by model Cara Delevingne, as well as photos, and also photos of Kim trotting her favorite accessory North around! This version comes in a toddler-sized fur quote.
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Favorite Sex Position: “From the back” – Obviously. Kim also admits there’s no such thing as “too big.”
On What She Thinks About During Sex: What it would be like to have sex with herself, naturally! “I’ve always wondered what that was like,” Kim giggles.
On Her Sex Tape: “Maybe that’s how some people heard about me but I didn’t launch my career off of that,” Kim proclaims. “That was twelve years ago, no 13 years ago now, so I just try to move on and put it in the past because I think that everyone in life does things they’re not proud of but you can’t sit and dwell on them forever.”
On What She & Kanye Disagree On – Dressing North! (I think Kanye won both that argument, and the argument about dressing Kim as well): “I was obsessed with glitter, rhinestone heels and the kind of clothes that I now laugh at, and he threw them all out,” Kim admits “I said, ‘Well I’m going to save them for my daughter one day.’ And he said, ‘Well if it’s going to our daughter, she’s never going to wear those!’”
On The Worst Part Of Her Spanx Obsession: “I always pee all over my Spanx. It’s a disaster. They aren’t crotchless enough!” Some how I think “not crotchless” enough is a complaint Kim has about most items of her clothing…
On Her Fashion Sense: “I like nudity. Kanye always says, ‘Dress sexier.’ He’s always encouraging.”
On Her Career (Being Famous IS A Career, Folks!): “When someone asks me, ‘What do you do?’ under my breath I want to say, ‘Ask my f–king bank account what I do.’ But I would never say that to someone’s face.”
On How The Kardashians Are Boosting The Economy: “We’ve had more episodes than I Love Lucy! And I’m proud that we give so many people jobs. Like, our lighting guy handing me a key chain last season and said, ‘I just want to thank you – I’ve worked for you guys for eight seasons and you helped me buy a house.’ So I get a little bit frustrated at people not understanding. Like when they ask, ‘What do you do?’ I mean, what an uneducated question! And I just want to help change the perception that being on a reality show is such a negative thing.”
On What She’d Do If She Weren’t A Reality Star: “I’m obsessed with murders and dead bodies. I think I could solve crimes.”
On Coveting Her Sister Kendall’s Supermodel Body: “You always want what you can’t have. I’d love to swap bodies with Kendall for just a week, just to look from that little bit higher up and fit into everything perfectly.” Oh Kim… I wish you would fit into everything you wear too. As it is, you seem to confused being able to purchase it with being able to wear it. And you also seem to delusionally believe you DO have Kendall’s body type…
As for the shoot, Kim exclusively wears Prada or Kim In The Flesh. The editors of LOVE explained that choice, “The spring/summer Prada show was one of my favourites… and Kim’s such a big character and not sample size. There was no fabric left over from the original designs so Prada worked to adapt them with new material for the star’s shoot.”
And below Kim dresses Nori in a fur coat – just what every 1-year-old needs and wants!
Nori is NOT impressed with Kim – us either!
TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK OF KIM’S INTERVIEW AND PHOTOS? IS 1 TOO YOUNG FOR FUR?
[Photo Credits: Instagram & Raymond Hall/GC Images]