All together now… who cares?! Once upon a time, Kendra Wilkinson was fun on The Girls Next Door. Now, it seems as if all she talks about is either getting into shape or getting pregnant again. She’s been hinting towards trying for a second baby with hubby Hank Baskett since ten minutes after she popped out the first kid. How old is Hank Jr. now? Four? Five?
Being a celebrity and all, Kendra was caught buying two home pregnancy tests last month, and the news spread quickly. The tests were negative, obviously. But, after thinking she was pregnant, the idea of having another baby is fresh in Kendra’s mind again.
MTV made Jenelle Evans a reality TV star. Jenelle Evans made Jenelle an embarrassment to MTV. Considering MTV airs junk like Jersey Shore, this was no small task for Jenelle. Here’s the latest scoop on Teen Mom 2‘s Jenelle!
The relationship drama never ends with Jenelle. If you have been following Teen Mom Jenelle’s on-again and off-again engagement to Gary Head, you’re probably dizzy. Also, you know that both Gary and Jenelle were arrested in June, following a fight in which Gary allegedly “beat the sh*t out of Jenelle.” Allison Lester, Jenelle’s roommate, is now claiming Gary and Jenelle’s entire relationship was plagued by violence and drug use. I’m shocked.
“When Gary is in one of his jealous rages, he gets scary insane,” says Allison. “The abuse Jenelle suffered at the hands of Gary is far worse than anyone could have imagined.” Sadly, much of this also took place in front of Jace, Jenelle’s two-year-old son. I hope Janelle started a therapy fund for Jace before she went broke.
The Bachelorette aired its Men Tell All special on Monday, bringing back the men who failed to captureEmily Maynard‘s heart, to show and tell us nothing new. The show’s viewership was down 12% from the Fantasy Suite dates and tied a season low. Still, while low for The Bachelorette in general, the Men Tell All was Monday night’s most-watched show, bringing in more than 7 million viewers for ABC.
Following the Fantasy Suite dates, Emily sent home fan favorite Sean Lowe, breaking his heart. All together now – AWWW. So sad.
Many fans of the show were hoping for an Emily loves Sean ending. The Sean fans are downright upset Emily didn’t choose Sean, their favorite. (Obviously not Emily‘s favorite but who cares.) What if Emily pulls a Mesnick on the live After the Rose special and asks Sean to come back to her?
“Not happening. There’s no way. I’m not going back,” says Sean. ”Not that it’s so egregious, but at the end of the day she thought Jef and Ari were better fits. The girl I’m gonna be with is gonna have no doubts about me.”
The Men Tell All, The Parade of Tools, The Reincarnation of the 3 Stooges… however you label it, it’s still the Bachelorette starring Emily Maynard<yawn> Two hours of video recaps and retells taped in front of one very reactive audience <SCREAMS!> makes me wish I drank wine.
Chris Harrison welcomes us by asking, “Who here would finally like to see Emily find the love of her life?” Raising my hand! If it means she’ll go away, then, by all means, let’s get this woman hitched. Jef Holm and Arie Luyendyk, Jr. are not there, but the men who escaped a lifetime of love few short months of happiness with Emily are. Yippee.
Sean is there! <SCREAMS!> Kalon is there! <BOO!> Seriously, the audience is so over the top.
Big Brother 14 features 12 new houseguests, each hoping to be the next big reality TV star and $500,000 richer, and 4 returning “epic” Big Brother players. CBS explains why we can’t just have new blood, “In a series first, four of the most successful players to ever enter the Big Brother house, will return to play their own game and for their own separate prize.” Whatever, CBS, this better not suck!
As always, Big Brother is hosted by the lovely Julie Chen. She’s really working the camera tonight – stage left, stage right, wiggle your shoulders, back to stage right, descend the stairs, flawlessly sit down. Tough gig.
Big Brother is finally here. Let’s get on with it.
VH1‘s newest reality TV stars Nicole Murphy, Andrea Kelly, and Jessica Canseco continue to open up about their public divorces. Nicole is the one who brought them all together for Hollywood Exes. She introduced Mayte Garcia, ex-wife to Prince, Sheree Fletcher, who was married to Will Smith, and Jessica to Andrea in the season premiere.
“All of women have been in similar situations where we’ve all been married to high profile men. We can connect on different levels and can experience some of the same things. Andrea turns on the radio and R Kelly is playing or Mayte hears Prince playing in a store,” says Nicole. ”You get used to it and it becomes part of your life.”
Nicole, Andrea, and Jessica talk to RadarOnline about dealing with public divorces.
Nicole‘s divorce from Eddie Murphy had its awkward moments in the beginning, but they’re on good terms now.
“I am not complaining because I have had a great and happy experience with my ex-husband and I have no regrets,” says Nicole. ”Eddie and I are friends; he’s my babies’ daddy so we speak to each other and have a great relationship and I think that’s important when you have children involved. We can be in the same room and hang out, it’s all good!”
If you blinked, grabbed a snack, or called Iowa to warn them Farrah was on the way, you probably missed Catelynn‘s contribution to this episode.
Butch announces he’s off to find a job. That’s the end of the Butch scenes, which is a darn shame. Next week’s previews show Butch flabbergasted that somebody ran a background check on him, so he’s either having issues finding employment or he’s heading back to the slammer.
Catelynn’s grandmother comes for a visit. While she’s there, Catelynn and Tyler‘s adoption counselor Dawn calls to invite them to attend an adoption support group meeting. I was really hoping Catelynn’s grandmother and Dawn were setting Catelynn up, and instead of support group, they were whisking her away to What Not To Wear.