It’s obviously Jersey Shoreweek because these guidos cannot get themselves out of the news! I guess MTV is desperate to drum up some publicity for the new season which many thought would be boring considering a newly sober Situation and a very pregnant Snooki. Luckily, the drinking members of the crew still know how to throw down – literally.
Anyway, enough about bar fights and on to smooshing. Despite her knocked up and engaged status, Snooki is still managing to have scandals galore. The guidette has recently been the unfortunate (for all of us) subject of a nude photo leak. Oops! The age old adage about sex tapes and nudie pics continues to ring true – if you don’t want to them to get out – don’t take them!
The photos were taken pre-pregnancy and naturally everyone believes the culprit of the release is ex-boyfriend with a vendetta (and a famewhore inclination) Emilio Masella.
Oh how proud the parents of the cast members must be. The parents of Deena Cortese were spotted picking her up from jail yesterday afternoon after she was arrested for being wasted in public. Surprisingly, they aren’t hiding their faces in shame.
Later in the day Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Sammi Sweetheart, JWoww and Snooki were seen leaving the shore house to do a little GTL. Well, some L at least. It looks like Ronnie was giving JWoww a hand as she tried to hobble down the stairs with her sprained ankle, her bar brawl battle wound.
It looks like their final season is going to go out with a bang.
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And so it begins…The cast of Jersey Shore hasn’t been filming their final season for very long, and they are already duking it out in bars, getting arrested, and leaking nude photos. That didn’t take long, did it?
Radaronline.com is reporting that the crew (sans a pregnant Snooki) got into a massive bar brawl Friday night at Bamboo Bar in Seaside Heights. A source reveals, “It started as a small fight, then turned into a massive brawl. Jenni’s boyfriend beat up a few guys, Pauly knocked some guy out, [and] Ronnie [and] Sitch were all there as well, fighting off guys. Jenni sprained her ankle.” No doubt all of these shenanigans happened with MTV’s cameras rolling. I can only imagine the smack down that ensued if the fight involved Roger!
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Here’s the most important news you’ll read today: Snooki tells In Touch that she’s gained only 15 pounds during her pregnancy. And it’s all in her chest! She is excited however to get a mommy makeover once she’s done breast feeing, excitedly telling the magazine she “wants to get a boob job.”
She’s also super sure that she’ll lose all her pregnancy weight “The baby weight will just drop off!” she says. Let’s wait until you actually have the baby first, Snooki!
In non boob-related Snooki news, new details are emerging on her suit against a lisencing company, SRG Ventures, who she sued in October 2011. The Jersey Shore star claims the company promised her she’d make 100 million over three years, instead made a meager $250k. The company countersued for $7m claiming Snooki’s antics made her really difficult to book contracts for, as no conservative brands wanted to be associated with her.
The Huffington Post reports that she did not want to be associated with alcohol brands (which is just ridiculous) and that she is a “crowd favorite” and “now one of the most recognizable faces in the entertainment industry.” Recognizable for getting wasted on television on a weekly basis! No wonder this company couldn’t find any jobs for Snooki.
Her lawyers see it as a matter of the firm misrepresenting their reach:
“The court papers allege that SRG lied about their connections in the industry and failed to secure licensing agreements in accordance with the parties’ written contract. We intend to litigate this case aggressively — SRG’s attempt to take advantage of Ms. Polizzi will not be tolerated.”
TELL US: DO YOU THINK SNOOKI WILL LOSE THE BABY WEIGHT EASILY?
The release of the year’s least anticipated spin-off, Snooki and JWoww is imminent! Slated to premiere on MTV June 21, the show will feature the twoJersey Shore stars in their own paid-for MTV digs. Luckily, it’s not the bacteria cesspool that is the shore house. Snooki tells US Magazine that it’s much more feminine, “It’s very big, just think of a guidette Barbie house, that’s what it looks like. It looks like animal print threw up everywhere.”
At the time that article was posted, Snook hadn’t yet revealed the sex of her baby, and coyly hinted that she would have dressed her child like Pauly D if it were a boy. She’s now confirmed she’s having a mini Jionni!
Cabs are heeya! And they are taking those crazy kids from Jersey Shore back to the beach!
Wetpaint.com is reporting that they’re back for yet another go-round with the twin beds, astro turf roof, and duck phone. A source from the guido hit reveals that the cast is gearing up to head to Seaside Heights where they will begin filming the new season on May 21. As they will film through July, Snooki will be close to popping out that little meatball, seeing as she’s due in August.
With summer approaching, it’s always fun to remember those crazy gorilla juice heads and spandexed guidettes that know how to do summer right. Right? There is, obviously, a lot of changes going on with the Jersey Shore crew, but that doesn’t mean they are going anywhere any time soon!
In a recent interview with V Magazine, Snooki opened up on the ins and outs of filming a shore based reality show, sharing a few secrets of behind the scenes restrictions. “When we film I really don’t care what I look like. I just enjoy it and have fun. That’s why people love us,” she explains. “I’m overweight because we’re drinking and eating bad, but when I’m not filming I never drink and I eat healthy all the time.”
While that may be the case, Snooki defends her behavior by citing the MTV’s rules during filming. “You can’t leave without a film crew with you..If you want to leave, you have to tell them an hour before so they can get ready,” shares the guidette. “There are no cell phones, no TV, and you can’t read. You can’t write or pass notes. You can’t listen to music, you can’t do anything. It’s kind of like being in jail for two months—and people wonder why all we do is drink! It’s because there’s nothing else to do! It passes the time and makes it fun. If you’re sober the whole time, you will go insane and kill yourself.” That sounds a tad extreme, but that’s a meatball for you!
Snooki and fiance Jionni LaValle are so happy in love, but the couple is NOT planning to say “I Do!” until Snookers looses the pregnancy pounds. An insider reports the wedding won’t be happening for at least another year!
A friend of the Jersey Shore star reveals that Snooki plans to include her little one in the ceremony which is another reason she wants to postpone. And there is “no way” she will be incorporating a baby bump into her wedding dress!
As for why the star, who is approximately 6 months along has eschewed maternity clothes her friend tells WetPaint, Snooki “doesn’t like them.”
In more Snooki news, the pint sized guidette was recently spotted shopping – in the little girls department of the toy store! According to RadarOnline, Snooki and BFF JWoww were shopping on Madison Avenue in NYC where Snooki was seen holding a pink giraffe toy. What, not a leopard?