Ok blk…. we’ve been hearing about your fulvic acid and alkaline goodness for two seasons on Real Housewives of New Jersey. I always thought alkaline was the thing that made batteries go, and to my knowledge batteries are toxic. Well, I decided to take one for the team and test out this blk. Below is my review haiku.
So in 5-7-5 pentameter without further ado, I present: blk., A Review Haiku:
Needless to say, Kalon’s journey on the Bachelorette did not end well. Kalon’s unapologetic ways and big personality, however, make him a perfect fit for Bachelor Pad. Something went right at the Pad, because Kalon agrees! “I’m so glad I did Bachelor Pad. It was like night and day from Bachelorette. I had the most amazing time doing it, and I’m ready for fans to see me in a new light,” Kalon told Celebuzz.
When asked about his experience on Bachelorette, Kalon sings a much different tune. Kalon is not happy about the “bad boy” edit he received.
Yesterday it was reported that Imani Showalter was fired from Basketball Wives: LA after she was a no-show at new cast member Brooke Bailey‘s birthday party, which was attended by all the other ladies. VH1 actually started the rumor by speculating whether or not Imani would return on their blog about Brooke’s party.
Well in an EXCLUSIVE, Reality Tea has been told that not only is Imani definitely returning next season, but there’s a second new lady joining the cast!
All together now… who cares?! Once upon a time, Kendra Wilkinson was fun on The Girls Next Door. Now, it seems as if all she talks about is either getting into shape or getting pregnant again. She’s been hinting towards trying for a second baby with hubby Hank Baskett since ten minutes after she popped out the first kid. How old is Hank Jr. now? Four? Five?
Being a celebrity and all, Kendra was caught buying two home pregnancy tests last month, and the news spread quickly. The tests were negative, obviously. But, after thinking she was pregnant, the idea of having another baby is fresh in Kendra’s mind again.
MTV made Jenelle Evans a reality TV star. Jenelle Evans made Jenelle an embarrassment to MTV. Considering MTV airs junk like Jersey Shore, this was no small task for Jenelle. Here’s the latest scoop on Teen Mom 2‘s Jenelle!
The relationship drama never ends with Jenelle. If you have been following Teen Mom Jenelle’s on-again and off-again engagement to Gary Head, you’re probably dizzy. Also, you know that both Gary and Jenelle were arrested in June, following a fight in which Gary allegedly “beat the sh*t out of Jenelle.” Allison Lester, Jenelle’s roommate, is now claiming Gary and Jenelle’s entire relationship was plagued by violence and drug use. I’m shocked.
“When Gary is in one of his jealous rages, he gets scary insane,” says Allison. “The abuse Jenelle suffered at the hands of Gary is far worse than anyone could have imagined.” Sadly, much of this also took place in front of Jace, Jenelle’s two-year-old son. I hope Janelle started a therapy fund for Jace before she went broke.
Anyway, in the latest instance of Taylor’s drunken out-of-control messiness she supposedly ruined yet another of Lisa Vanderpump‘s tea parties with her histrionic drama seeking. And, of course, it was all fueled by alcohol. Apparently Lisa wanted to invite the ladies to tea so they could have a polite chat about the incidents that happened on a recent cast trip to Las Vegas. But it ended up being anything but polite!
RadarOnline reports that poor maligned Taylor showed up, got boozy and belligerent, and drama ensued.
The final 3 arrive via ferry and Nookie assures us that if it comes down to him and Liz Garrett, he’s confident that Avery will choose him. Avery meanwhile lets us know that since she’s the sole provider for her kids, she’ll do whatever it takes to win this thing.
The team gets off the boat and is met with their first challenge – they have two hours to purchase ingredients (from the three shops listed) and prepare a traditional Uruguayan dish. The contestant to impress the chef with their dish will earn the exceptional ingredient. Liz thinks the two hour timeline is insanity.
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