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Brandi gets blunt in Father’s Day text to Eddie – Dlisted

Poor Miranda Kerr may have had to give back millions in diamonds – Celebitchy

Kreepy? Kim Kardashian names the latest family dog after the kitten that died – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Keep your furbabies safe this 4th of July – Dog Time

Ryan Edwards leaves rehab, goes after Maci Bookout – Starcasm

Miles Teller is a mess – Dlisted

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It’s our favorite night of the week: Southern Charm Monday! On tonight’s Southern Charm original flavor: The cast heads to Key West to celebrate Cameran Eubanks‘ birthday.

Kathryn Dennis and Landon have an awkward exchange during a group dinner With Landon attempting a hollow apology that Kathryn sees right through. Thomas Ravenel is shocked as he gets thrown under the bus by Landon when she claims he uses her as a weapon against Kathryn.

Austen Kroll has some lingering questions after Chelsea changes her story about the incident with Shep Rose.

Real Housewives of Potomac recap

When this Real Housewives of Potomac season first started, it seemed like Gizelle Bryant vs. Charrisse Jackson-Jordan was going to be the feud in focus, but Charrisse has a new sparring partner and it’s the self-proclaimed Grand Dame of Potomac (who doesn’t even live in Potomac) Karen Huger.

I was more than happy to let the Gizelle and Charrisse drama go, but I started to miss it when Charrisse and Karen started butting heads about hosting a cast vacation. So. Stupid. Are there not better things to argue about? Clearly there was an overload of projection in this situation, but on my end it just made for some pretty annoying television.

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Even though Karen Huger has a lot of questions to answer for in regard to her shady financial situation, she refused to truly address any of the speculation when she appeared on Watch What Happens Live with Monique Samuels. Instead of coming clean about some obvious inconsistencies, she just deflected and threw shade at the other Real Housewives of Potomac cast members, of course.

I don’t know why Karen would step into the club house a couple hours after that episode aired.  I mean she had to know those questions were coming, but clearly she didn’t care. It’s Karen’s world and we’re all just living in it- or at least that’s how she’s acting.

Paul Nassif & Terry Dubrow - Botched

Botched season 4 premiered last night in what promises to be the most intense season yet. While Paul Nassif‘s career is very much settled, the ex-husband of Adrienne Maloof is still looking for love and he’s more than ready to settle down.

This season viewers will see Paul, whom Terry Dubrow describes as “single with a Capital S!” on a quest to find a special lady. One criteria that’s on his list: no more Real Housewives! 

Kenya Moore

When I first heard that Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kenya Moore got secretly married, one of my initial thoughts was “I hope she’s not married to Matt Jordan.” I hate to be a hater, but I’m sure that I’m not the only one who was thinking that. Now I just want to know who she actually married since she’s keeping that one tightly under wraps, but I guess I still have to wait for that. Aside from that I couldn’t help wondering what Matt thought about the surprise marriage.

I didn’t have to wonder for too long though since Matt did what he always does when it comes to Kenya. He shared his thoughts on Instagram, of course.

Teresa Giudice & Joe Gorga With Their Dad

Yesterday our favorite reality TV dads celebrated Father’s Day, which meant gushing social media shout-outs galore (and lots of shirtless dad pics).

Or in Kim Zolciak-Biermann‘s case, her shout-out featured a a pic of her wearing a skimpy bikini – which I’m sure is connected to how she and Kroy Biermann ended up with such a massive brood of kiddies!

Above, Teresa Giudice shared, “Happy Father’s Day to my Papa. love you more than anything in this world you are my life and I am who I am because of you #daddysgirl #papa #familyiseverything”

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Last week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, we left Grand Dame Karen Huger in the middle of an off camera (but not off mic) tirade about vacation planning nemesis Charrisse Jackson-Jordan. Like most tirades, it didn’t make a hell of a lot of sense – something about screwing firemen and New Jersey harlots. Either way, Karen is pretty fired up at Charrisse, even though Robyn Dixon is the one who prompted this by calling Karen a hypocrite for preaching unity on this trip and then excluding half of the women on her sailboat excursion earlier that day. Why anyone would be upset that they missed out on clinging to some netting on the side of a damn plastic boat in the middle of the ocean is beyond me, but I guess it was the principal.

Despite the snub, Charrisse is determined to make her day of hosting a success and has arranged a sunset cruise for all. According to Cha Cha, she “made some calls” and determined that cruises are how the Bermudan elite spend their time so ummm, where are the Bermudan elite you speak of? The boat is filled with random dudes and I can’t tell if they are just some guys production offered a free boat ride to or Cha Cha also placed a call to a local escort agency. One of them immediately eyes up Robyn and like a true gentleman, has Charrisse call her over to him while he stays planted in his seat, shaved legs firmly crossed. No surprise that Robyn isn’t into him.