Stassi teases that we’ve only just begun the long, harrowing descent into the madness of this latest Jax drama. According to former SUR server, the “story goes way further than that. The whole Jax-Faith-Brittany saga is intense.”
Of course, Kandi Burruss usually tries to stay out of the fray when it comes to the ladies’ drama, but thanks to a nasty rumor last year started by Phaedra Parks and perpetuated by Porsha Williams, she hasn’t succeeded as much as she’d like. This season, with Phaedra gone, Kandi is doing her best to avoid Porsha without making the other women uncomfortable. However, this week, NeNe came for Porsha and stood up for Kandi all in the same screaming match.
Last night was the season finale of Below Deck. Valor whooshed into the dock for the very last time – at least it didn’t crash! Captain Lee Rosbach sent off his motley – literally – crew into the choppy seas and looked forward to a blue horizon filled with competent people. Unless Bravo has anything to do with!
Of course the last gasps of drama were still washing up onto the beach, little bottles with messages that people stopped caring about long ago. Well, all people except Jen Howell. And one little pirate of hearts who swashbuckled his way home – I’m talking about Nico Scholly. And aren’t all my sailing metaphors just as horrific as he is?!
Move over Kylie Jenner, there’s a new reality TV makeup entrepreneur getting into the game. Vanderpump Rules cast member Lala Kenthas her one line of cruelty-free lip glosses. I know what you’re thinking, pretty much every female reality star is launching a line of makeup products, but there’s an intriguing twist to this one.
Well, it’s as intriguing as lip gloss could possibly be. Of course, Lala has two Christmas shades, but the others have some names that reference her biggest Vanderpump Rules story lines: her flirtation with James Kennedy and her secret boyfriend.
How did we get to the Below Deck season finale already?! This charter season has been a hell of a ride and we’re sad to see it go so soon. Bravo needs to extend the episodes for this series! Captain Lee may not agree with me, though. I’m sure he’s ready to head off on a vacation and unwind from this crew’s drama.
Tonight we say farewell and even learn the crew’s total tips for the season (hint: it’s hella huge!). From Bravo: “It’s the final night of the charter season and tensions within the crew of motor yacht Valor are running high. All departments are working overtime as return charter guest Timothy Sykes micromanages the crew to execute the perfect surprise for his guests on board. In the wake of her explosive fight with the crew, Jen attempts to be on her best behavior. Nico gathers the courage to end things with Brianna, while Jen makes a final attempt to mend things with Kate.”
We can’t wait! Join us here in the comments to snark through the finale together. And come back tomorrow for Mary’s recap.
Lines have been drawn and wigs have been adjusted on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta – and we’re still at the starting line! Already, Cynthia Bailey is making no bones about who she supports in the Kim Zolciak versus Kenya Moore feud that will be raging all season long. She’s #TeamTwirl all the way, and she says so in her blog this week.
Cynthia admits that both Kim and Kenya said awful things to each other at NeNe Leakes’ party, but claims Kim was ultimately in the wrong for questioning Kenya’s marriage. “Although both ladies said some horrible things about each other during their argument, I honestly feel like Kim came into Casa Leakes coming for Kenya, and Kenya did not send for her! I think there would have been less drama had Kim been tardy for this party, LOL!”
I don’t blame Andy Cohen for pushing for a hookup between Shep Roseand Stassi Schroederwhile they were both guests in the Bravo clubhouse during the last Watch What Happens Live episode. They’re both Bravolebrities. They have a good amount of mutual friends. They are both very open about how much they want to be in a relationship.
Shep even has his own Southern Charm spin-off show called Relationshepwhich documents his quest for a love interest, so it makes sense that Andy brought up his love life during the interview. Probably no one is surprised by this prediction, but it does not look like Shep found “the one,” since he admitted to hooking up with Summer House cast member Jaclyn Shuman pretty recently.