In honor of hump day – pun sooo intended – I'm bringing you this very special interview with Farrah Abraham. #WootWoot It truly highlights all the things we love about Farrah, including her nonsensical rambling, lack of self-awareness, and special brand of English.
The former Teen Mom star goes into the interview planning to promote Vivid Entertainment's new strip club, and she gets pissy when things go awry. No warm up here, folks! The interviewer jumps right in, asking Farrah how she plans to spend her porn money.
Farrah's number one goal? "Being smart." Well, this interview is shot to hell already, huh? Oh, but there's so much more, like the fact that she still wants us to believe that James Deen was her boyfriend and the whole feminist-lesbian thing that trips her up.
To kick things off, the former Teen Mom star recaps – again – how Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom was born.
"I trusted [James Deen]," explains Farrah. "I became sexual involved with a person who turned out to be very disrespectful and did not keep things private. That's what led me to my big break what I'm dealing with."
Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham never ever disappoints me when it comes to interviews. Seriously. As much as I cannot stand Farrah, the person, I simply cannot deny that I love Farrah, the interviewee.
Yesterday, Farrah sat down with the always raunchy Howard Stern and it was nothing short of amazing. I mean, there were a few instances where I thought might vomit, but the rest … I have recapped for your reading pleasure. Please hold your applause until the end. Thank you, and enjoy!
Once Howard establishes who this Farrah Abraham person is – because he truly has NO idea – he compliments her banging body. (the body, not the face, mind you) Farrah says that she tries to stay healthy, adding, "I'm a chef. I try to work out as much as often but it's hard sometimes with my daughter, traveling, and work."
In what universe is Farrah a real chef? And.. as much as often? Well, she is certainly off to a great start, no?
Do you hear it? Wait. For. It. Ah, there it is, Farrah Abraham's desperate cry for fame. So sad.
We can only hope that this former Teen Mom star is on the fast track to stardom perusing the classified ads. But, before she succumbs to the horrors of this foreign thing called JOB, Farrah sits down with Dr. Phil to discuss her latest desperate attempts to be relevant again.
Farrah shares why she chose to appear on16 and Pregnant, saying, "My ultimate goal, at that time, was to show a struggle, and no matter what, any teen who is pregnant can get through it." Of course, 16 and Pregnant led to Teen Mom, and Farrah goes on to say that being a reality TV star helped her to "step up as a business woman."
Step up, indeed! While Farrah has dabbled in many ventures since Teen Mom, she recently took her first stab at filmmaking. A film of the naughty variety. Details, smetails, Farrah loves to tell tall tales.
Geez. Can't a girl orchestrate her own sex tape scandal in peace?
Not if you're Farrah Abraham, apparently, as she's been dealt yet another blow. Um. No pun intended.
Last week, Farrah's mentally sane mother, Debra, insisted that her daughter would never take part in a "things like that" because she's a good Christian girl. HAHA. The truth came out, of course, and Debra is not taking it well. According to inside sources, Debra and Farrah have been fighting non-stop since James Deen blew up Farrah's game, and now Farrah is outta there!
It's unclear whether Debra kicked Farrah out of the house or Farrah made the decision on her own; however, the Teen Mom star was seen yesterday moving out her belongings.
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This time, however, it's Michael Abraham, Farrah's father, and James Deen, Farrah's penis for hire, who have a few things to say about her botched up attempt to orchestrate her own sex tape scandal the sex tape.
When it comes to Farrah's family, it's safe to say, the family that prays together stays delusional together.
First, Farrah's mother Debra Danielson said her good Christian girl would never participate in a sex tape. Then, once Farrah acknowledged the tape's existence, the former Teen Mom star claimed she made it for her personal scrapbook only. In the next breath, however, she started the bids for said tape at $2 million. Now, Farrah's father Michael has gone on record, referring to James as "abusive" and an "opportunist."
First up, and most importantly, Farrah herself is finally confirming the news, so we don't have to continue speculating along with her parents (ew) as some nekkid movie star wannabe gives the world sound bites on his experience with the reality star. James Deen has been all over the tabloids talking about his romp with Farrah. Apparently, the plot is thickening as Farrah reportedly worked with an adult entertainment production company to film the video in hope of later passing it off as a leaked sex tape. Oh Farrah, you'll never be as business savvy as Kris Jenner when it comes to famewhoring!
We've written about plenty of reality TV stars and their sex tapes here on Reality Tea. We've written even more about reality stars and their TMI sexytimes. But I do believe this is our very first article about a reality star making an adult entertainment movie! Things are getting exciting around here.
Yesterday it emerged that Farrah Abraham may or may not have starred in a leaked sex tape. Today it emerges that she may or may not have made a full-on XXX movie with legendary adult film star James Deen! Classy, classy…
Farrah, who previously expressed an interest in writing erotica, apparently took her fantasies to the next level because James told TMZ that he and the former Teen Mom star got down and dirty on camera together. "Word travels fast … it isn't even edited yet. We shot it yesterday," James shared.
Vivid, who is behind the Kim Kardashian sextape among other celebrity sexcapades calls Farrah and James' on-camera sexytimes "amazing." The company promises they're doing everything in their power to get it released ASAP! I cannot wait.