Just when I thought pimp momager Kris Jenner couldn't get any worse, she posts the above picture of herself on Instagram (captioned "Date Night"–gag) sporting tween duck face and dining with Francine from the PBS cartoon Arthur. On the heels of the tabloids covers touting a not-so-secret romance between the icky reality star and former BachelorBen Flannel, er, I mean Flajnik.
And what does poor estranged husband Bruce Jenner think of all this messiness? For his sake, I hope he realizes that life is far better out of Kris' klutches. I wonder if he ever gets the itch to spill what he knows about loyal and doting wife. We all know if the tables were turned, she'd do it in a heartbeat!
The Christmas card was shot by famed photographer David LaChapelle. The photo is interesting and would've been unique in a magazine, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the holidays at all? Dollar signs, tabloids strewn about, Bruce trapped in a tube. It's so Christmassy and holiday-like, right? I'm sure Kanye would tell me I'm clearly not fancy enough to get the deep meaning of it all.
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Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here's a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy!
Above: Duck Dynasty star Korie Robertson tweeted, "After the [Macy’s Thanksgiving Day] Parade pic. We're frozen and happy! So blessed to be a part of this American tradition!"
Kendall Jenner turned 18 on November 3rd and wants us all to know she's officially an adult. And can share nearly nekkid pictures with her seven million Instagram followers anytime she wants to. Not that mama Kris would've ever stopped her before, right?
The Keeping up with the Kardashians star shared the above photo (minus the stars, of course) and wrote, "sneak peak of today's shoot with the amazing @nomadrj … can't wait for you guys to see the rest of the photos!" Kendall then showed off a whole lot of backside in another snap (see below). "Behind the scenes today.. literally lol."
Kendall and Kylie were at the Glendale PacSun store this weekend to launch their new Kendall & Kylie Holiday Collection. The Jenner girls explained that their Kardashian siblings wouldn't have handled being famous at such a young age.
Kendall shared, "They got to live their teen years in a very different way than we did. They lived it normally and then once they were already grown up, they went through what we’re now going through. They even say to us: 'If I was in your position, I would not be able to handle it,' "
It's been a big week for Kim Kardashian, y'all! Not only did she celebrate her thirty-third birthday, but she got engaged for the third time to tiny rapper Kanye West who finally made peace with Jimmy Kimmel (seriously, I am still laughing about that!). If that wasn't enough, new daughter North West debuted this week on Keeping up with the Kardashians. As you could expect, Kim kept it klassy for all of these events.
Let's begin with the show, shall we? Confession time…I. sometimes every once in a while rarely watch KUWTK. I'm not even that ashamed of it. In fact, I tend to find the majority of the family (read: Bruce Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian–who grates on my nerves like the remaining family members when I read stuff like this–and the Jenner boys) likeable on the show. The entire shiny E! klan is separate and different from the fame lovers I love to loathe in the 'loids. That said, Kim was just plain gross on this week's episode, and I don't give two flying flips about her third (and no, I don't think this one's the charm) wedding.