French Montana celebrated his 30th birthday last night with a few friends slew of reality TV stars. Naturally, where there are cameras, there are Kardashians.
Khloe Kardashian chose to forgo all underwear and wore a practically sheer Grecian-style dress, showing off a slit nearly up to her navel and a nipple here or there, on her body. Kim Kardashian wore her usual dim bulb blank stare on her face. Kris Jenner wore her new boy toy on her arm.
In honor of Wordless (WTF?!) Wednesday, here’s a pic of Kim Kardashian‘s bleached eyebrows.
Kim shared this picture, captioning it, “About last night… #KendallsBDayParty #DontBeScaredOfMyBleachedBrows #ItsForAPhotoShoot” Hold on… I see a few spelling errors… #BringingAttentionToBleachedEyebrows #ItsForAttention #BecauseImAFamewhore There. I fixed them.
Kim‘s eyebrows are GONE and Cara Delevingne‘s eyebrows are drunk. That must have been one helluva party.
Kim Kardashian is trying to make a name for herself outside of vapid sex tape star, dramatic divorcee, and reality TV harlot. The name she is trying to make for herself is Mrs. West: fashion savvy, business maven, who is a force to be reckoned with! And she wants people to respect her work.
“I pride myself with my work ethic, and I work really hard,” Kim says. “I think when people hear that I might have gotten success off of a ‘reality show,’ they take that as a negative. We’re in our tenth season. We have more episodes than ‘I Love Lucy.’ We have so many milestones that people don’t think about.” Milestones… um… divorces, butt injections, child slave labor, and selling out your most intimate personal moments for attention. Got it!
Kim says she is proud of the “well-shot, well-lit home movies” which is what she considers KUWTK and cites the ability for her family to “share” and treasure these moments on film for the rest of their lives.
In an interview with ES Magazine, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star insists she had to work and save money for things before her sex tape shot her into superstardom. “I saved up for this Dolce & Gabbana dress I really wanted, or, like, in high school these Prada shoes that my parents wouldn’t buy me,” shares Kim. “I remember they were $400, and I had to save for the entire year to get them.” Wow. I underestimated Kim. Her struggle was real. #sarcasm
Oh those Kardashians! Kris Jenner released a cookbook inspired by the favorite family recipes (those fame hungry Ks!) and recently posted a photo on instagram of her posing with legendary chef and TV personality Gordon Ramsay.
And guess who else posted that very same photo? Gordon Ramsay! Except there’s some discrepancies between the two photos: let’s pretend this is a Highlights Magazine picture search – can you spot the differences between Kris‘ photoshopped version and Gordon’s real version.
Despite their relationship upheaval, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are pregnant and forging on – and according to sources the couple is excited to be welcoming another girl!
Kourtney is about six months pregnant with her third child. “Kourtney is so thrilled; she had wanted a girl from the very start,” a friend revealed. I wonder if Kourtney, who just wrapped filming Kourtney & Khloe Take The Hamptons, will reveal the news on their show.