This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills required a flow chart to explain the status of the stars’ friendships. It’s been a roller coaster ride of love and hate and two-faced insanity this season. Lisa Rinna breaks down this week’s episode with some friendship explanations of her own.
Lisa says she was excited for Erika Girardi’s dinner so she could meet her husband and felt it was important to be there to support Erika even though most of their group couldn’t attend. “I was surprised that Yolanda wasn’t there since Erika has been such a loyal and supportive friend to her. I knew this was somewhat of a big deal for Erika to have us all over to meet Tom, who is a very busy man, and I thought surely Yolanda would make the effort to join us. I guess Yolanda didn’t “count her spoons” that day and wore herself out at lunch with Brandi and Kim. Hmmm… oh well.”
Yolanda begins, “I have chosen to no longer engage in the Munchausen story but rather preserve my energy and use it where necessary in my healing process. It is important for me to stay on my path of gratitude. I choose to follow the knowledge and clarity of knowing who I am and what I stand for rather than participating in insincere gossip about my disease.”
Last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills told us, once again, about the manipulative webs spun by the busiest little spider in Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump. But alas! There is also a praying mantis awaiting in our midst named Yolanda Foster! Once she extracts herself from her bathrobe cocoon, that is.
Despite disliking all the women Erika Girardi throws a dinner party to introduce Tom. Naturally this is the perfect occasion to wear a microscopic leopard-print negligee and call it a dress. Hostess with the mostess vag! #ThisIsYourBrainOnErikaJayne
Minutes before guests arrive, Yolanda cancels, FaceTiming from bed, wearing her magical-mystical bathrobe (upon impact Yolanda must instantly post a sick-selfie! ). Yolanda’s eyes and brain are swollen because of miscounting spoons. My husband observing from the side of the room, noted, “That sounds like a ‘washing my hair’ excuse.” Erika is understanding because as Yo’s Sequiny Solider she must protect the Lymes of Power.
Kim said she is “doing great” since Monty Brinson‘s passing. “I was not really sure how I would be,” admitted Kim. “I was a little nervous myself. But, my family and I, we’re all sticking very close together. He’s our angel over us. It’s amazing. I’m doing great.” Kim went on to explain why she’s keeping the details about her recovery private this go-round.
Despite not appearing so far this season on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, former cast member Brandi Glanville is still watching – and not liking what she sees. Brandi feels that she is a huge storyline this season (and not getting paid for it) and she’s left unable to defend herself. She also gave a few updates on her career prospects – a possible new movie(?!) and her upcoming reality show, Famously Single.
Brandi took to Twitter this week to share that she’s following along this season but the only two cast members she’s enjoying are newbieErika Jayneand their mutual friendYolanda Foster. Brandi expressed her disappointment in the other newcomer, Kathryn Edwards. “Just now watching #RHOBH from last night.I’m super disappointed in Catherine &I have to say I (heart) @erikajayne & @YolandaHFoster #thatsit”
Bravo’s newest show Tour Group premiered this week and so far it’s good. A little bit of a drama mixed with a whole lot of travel porn! One of the show’s stars, former model Michelle Harvey, is opening up about her link to other Bravo reality stars. In an interview with AfterBuzz, she spills tea on how she was almost cast on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and shares that Brandi Glanville USED to be her friend.
Michelle reveals that she filmed a pilot for a reality show revolving around former models (but never got picked up) that also starred Brandi Glanville and Kristen Taekmanand a few others.