Buckle up because it’s almost time for Real Housewives of Atlanta to return! And you know what that means, we get to talk about
Fight Club NeNe Leakes and whatever personality she gives to the cameras. Last season we saw all of NeNe’s friendships dissolve. We also learned to never, ever go into NeNe’s closet. Unless you have good health insurance.
In Bravo’s 12th venture to Hotlanta, Shamari DeVoe dropped off the face of the Earth, but Kenya Moore is back! She’s bringing her baby and now discarded husband into the chaos. We all know if there is one thing that makes NeNe madder than happy people, it’s anything to do with Ms. Kenya. NeNe was suspiciously absent during the first few weeks of filming. We were told tales of contract negotiation delays, but now that might not be the case. It turns out, maybe NeNe’s bad attitude did negatively impact her OG spot. But the question is, did NeNe learn a lesson from her poor behavior? All signs point to no. Allegedly.
eternally single former SURver on Vanderpump Rules has another project in the works! Since being fired from Lisa Vanderpump’s sexy, unique retirement home Kristen has managed to keep her spot on Pump Rules. She hasn’t done it by emoting words of wisdom. She hasn’t done it by her exceptional friendship skills. And she hasn’t don’t it by maintaining a compelling storyline. Basically Kristen has kept her job by acting like that one adult in your life you speak to like a toddler because they are always about 2 minutes away from a massive freak out. Also, this is reality television, so it works.
Kristen has dabbled in several money-making ventures since leaving SUR. She participated in selling
whine wine with Katie Maloney and Stassi Schroeder. Kristen also has her own line of clothes. But what she’s most known for is her lack of impulse control. What she calls “crazy”. Now Kristen is parlaying her crazy into the world of literature. That’s right folks, Kristen is writing a self-help book.
Oh I can’t wait to read the comments on this one. Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave has several things going for her. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills mom has pretty much secured her bag now that she is Queen Kyle Richards’ new
scapegoat best friend. Another plus for Teddi is that she is one of the few RHOBH cast members not currently involved in litigation. And, now that Teddi and husband Edwin Arroyave have managed to get pregnant, we are getting our first Beverly Hills baby.
The cast is certainly looking forward to Teddi and Edwin’s new addition. I’m sure Dorit Kemsley already has several Balmain onesies being made. Kyle is probably busy
looking for $32 million turning caftans into baby blankets for the blessed event. Teddi has been sharing much of her expectant journey with fans on social media. Now that she only has a few months to go, Teddi needs to decide on a name. Will it rhyme with Smile? In an effort to gain inspiration, Teddi reached out to her followers for suggestions.
I didn’t think we would be reunited again so soon, but here we are! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Your Card Has Been Declined stars Dorit and PK Kemsley are in recovery mode. They have recently ended two long term financial legal cases that have followed the couple for multiple years. Finally settling with previous money lender Nicos Kirzis (#neverforget), over the nonpayment of a $1.2 million debt, as well as ending the beef Dorit had with a former business partner over her swimwear line.
Things were looking dicey for PK and Dorit, yet by all accounts they remained unbothered. Their denials of salacious
money laundering financial transactions were loud as they continued luxurious vacations and shopping sprees. Even though the couple suffered the humiliation of having their finances examined, frozen bank accounts, and threats of seized assets, PK and Dorit remained a united front. Now Dorit explains how the haters never got her down, thanks to overseas accounts the love of her man.
Well, by now you’ve heard the news that Real Housewives of New Jersey star Joe Giudice has been deported to Italy. Teresa Giudice’s husband made several attempts to avoid exactly this, being sent away from his family. As soon as Joe finished serving a 41 month prison sentence after being found guilty of fraud, he was immediately transported to an ICE detention facility. Joe’s little problem about not becoming a legal citizen in his youth wound up being a bigger problem than jail in his adulthood.
Joe repeatedly requested to wait out the court’s decision in his own home, though he was denied. Then Joe pleaded with the courts to let him travel to Italy while the latest appeal is still pending in court. Thankfully for Joe, he was granted one wish. Last week a skinny and non-juicy Joe boarded an airplane and traveled back to his homeland. A few snaps of Joe have appeared on social media, courtesy of his daughters. Now Joe is speaking out for the first time since his long-awaited release.
It’s time to practice the delicate art of eye-rolling! We are all experts in this skill after last week’s Real Housewives of Orange County episode. I will never not be haunted by the things we saw. Eternally tortured Gina Kirschenheiter had some thoughts on what happened between newbie Braunwyn Windham-Burke and Tamra Judge. Don’t we all…
Gina has been in the thick of it this season. Her relationship with Emily Simpson has taken a hard left and she is still struggling in the aftermath of her DUI arrest. It also looks like Gina has definitely picked a side. She and Tamra have become thick as thieves, which has many viewers shaking their heads. Now Gina wants to talk about the incident that had many of us running for therapy. As a surprise to no one, Gina thinks the shocking public display of
anything but affection is a result of Braunwyn’s adventures in exaggeration.
Here’s a name you haven’t heard in a minute:Malia White. She joined Below Deck Mediterranean as the resident femme fatale and deckhand on Season 2. You might recall she had a thing going on with the yacht’s chef, Adam Glick. Unfortunately for Adam, Malia also had eyes for her bosun, Wes Walton. Captain Sandy Yawn wound up promoting Malia during the charter season. Many people wondered if it had to do with her superior performance as a deckhand or her superior performance at flirting with her boss.
Listen, a girl can’t help it if she is the object of men’s affection. But a girl can help it if she’s leading several people on at once. Wes and Malia eventually parted as friends, but onion-loving Adam probably still uses her photo as his dartboard’s bullseye. She eventually apologized for her behavior surrounding the love triangle and has since moved on to bigger and better things. One of those things is a steady relationship not involving Wes or Adam. Could another be our first female bosun in the Below Deck franchise? The streets are saying it could happen.
Is Reza Farahan mad at the world or just people he appears with on television? As you know, the Shahs of Sunset star isn’t getting along with former BFF, Mercedes “MJ” Javid. And that’s putting it mildly. After allegedly putting sensitive medical information of MJ’s on blast, the two have had a severe falling out. MJ’s husband got involved when he took his anger over Reza’s treatment of MJ out on Reza’s lawn furniture. That little display of loyalty got Tommy Feight ten days in the slammer.
While I think Tommy will do okay in his short stint behind bars, Reza has now turned his ire towards a different co-star. He is focusing on former BFF, Mike Shouhed. Does Reza’s lack of mustache make him more intolerable or what? In any case, Reza is seeing red over a t-shirt line Mike has featuring Reza’s likeness. Despite the fact that these shirts have been around for 4+ years, Reza has apparently been bitten by the cease and desist bug.