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The Top Six Ways Reality TV Stars Would Use A Ford Escape

1.  Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak would have a much easier time hauling her insanely large wig collection.  However, she may need to get it tricked out so that each hairpiece has its own seatbelt.

2.  The Kardashian family could haul their wares around. Each sibling would need their own Escape, since this family shills just about every product known to man. The Ford Escape is roomy, but not semi-truck spacious. 

3. The Real Housewives of Orange County star Gretchen Rossi could use a nice ride like this to carry around her Gretchen Chrisine handbags and even do some improptu trunk sales on the side of the road!

4. Teresa Giudice will need one to haul not only her four daughters, but also her husband, who currently finds himself without a valid driver's license. Although she may be able to downsize once if he heads off to prison.  On second thought, she could pile up some of her cookbooks in his place.

5.  Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans could haul a whole lotta spare boyfriends in a Ford Escape.


6. Honey Boo Boo, aka Alana Thompson, could put a Ford Escape to very good use.  The kind-hearted reality TV star could fit a lot of toys for donation into the back of one!   But she'd have to get mama June to drive her..for a few more years at least. 


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