Breaking: Jenelle Evans And Courtland Rogers Get Married!

Well that was FAST!  After like 12 minutes of dating a 14 day engagement, Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers got married this morning!  Coincidentally, Ke$ha dropped her new album today!  Oh the devotion Jenelle has for Ke$ha knows no bounds.

Jenelle's sister Ashleigh ran to the tabloids the minute she found out the news.  It's apparent that these two are still not on good terms. 

"My sister got married this morning, it was a shotgun courthouse wedding."  Um, not sure if Ashleigh really gets what the term "shotgun" means since Jenelle says she is definitely NOT pregnant.   Jenelle hasn't "confirmed" the wedding, but she did share on Twitter that she's not preggers again.  "NOOO I'm not and Courtland did not say anything about getting me pregnant or having kids anytime soon. Over my dead body if I would be that selfish to have a baby before getting Jace back."


According to Ashleigh, Jenelle didn't tell their mom about the sudden wedding.  Not a big surprise considering their tumultuous relationship!  "My mother was totally shocked and had to hear it from someone else. Our whole family is shocked because they have not been dating very long. I'm sure she did this to distract from all the drug accusations that have been flying around and of course she thinks it will help her get custody of Jace back from mom if she is married."  (The drug rumors post is actually coming up next – we just literally cannot keep up with Jenelle!)

And Ashleigh thinks that Jenelle purposely timed her marriage this way, "I got married two weeks before my 21st birthday and now she has gone and done the exact same thing. Very strange coincidence!" Don't flatter yourself, Ashleigh, it's all about Kesha.  Sorry. 

The newlyweds are having a far from idyllic day of wedded bliss, though.  Courtland is embroiled in a bitter war with his own "baby mama", with whom he shares a daughter.  He was furiously Tweeting, "I would NEVER steal food from my baby momma is so hurtful and is trying to bribe me right now for me to give her money for drugs", followed up with "I am so mad right now !!!! I WANT MY DAUGHTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!! How dare her! making some shit up like that! This is getting out of control !" 

Oh yeah.  This is going to go well.  Starting off a marriage with two stressful custody situations and a slew of legal drama, etc. 


Photo Credit: Courland's Twitter