Holy TMI, Batman! Rob Kardashian is taking a page out of his famewhoring sister's playbook (yes, I'm looking at you, Kim!) and giving the world a heaping dose of too much information! I can never unread what I just read…and now you won't be able to either!
If you want, you can blame Ryan Seacrest for feeling the need to do a sit down special with the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan, but really, the brunt of the blame should be placed on pimp momager Kris Jenner's shoulders. She's taught her offspring that it's "the more ridiculous, the better" when it comes to garnering media attention. I warn you, what you are about to read isn't pretty, and it has to do with what weight gain has done to poor Rob's member. {Shudder}
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According to In Case You Didn't Know, Rob revealed more than anyone ever wanted to know when he chatted with the Prince of E! on Tuesday night. Sharing some body image issues regarding his recent weight gain, Rob tells Ryan, “Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked I cry,” adding, “My p-nis looks so small now.”
No, I'm not making up this stuff. I wish I were that creative, although I'm also thankful I'm not creative enough to ever have Rob's package enter my mind. I have major heebie jeebies.
Rob laughed off some of the pressure of being in such a high profile family, joking, “The upside is, every time you lose 10 pounds you gain an inch on your p-nis."
The only brother in the Kardashian krew has struggled with finding his place in the family fame tree. He admits, “There’s a lot of haters in the world." Heck, he may consider me to one of them! Rob seems fine enough, but could he be planting the seed to follow in his sisters' footsteps of getting some giant weight loss supplement endorsement? Hmmmm…
It sounds like Rob has a teeny weenie problem, if you catch my drift! Bah dum ching! I'll be here all week, folks! 😉
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