I’ve always been a proponent of not snarking on a woman’s pregnancy, but in the case of Kim Kardashian her pregnancy weight gain unfortunately became national news. And it turns out Kim believes she was enduring the ultimate sacrifice from a higher power to test her faith by gaining weight while pregnant. I kid you not.
After losing 70lbs post-North (none of it with the help of plastic surgery #YEAHRIGHTLIAR), Kim has been working over-over-time to flaunt her figure. Now the eternal Keeping Up With The Kardashians star reveals that she was nearly 200 lbs by the time she gave birth – but it was all because God wanted her to know what it was like to be ugly, just like her dad wanted to remind her that her body was going to change the world. Oh the delusion is putrid with this one!
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Kim describes her experience carrying North West as a sacrifice. “I’d think God was doing this for a reason,” she confesses. “He was saying: ‘Kim, you think you’re so hot, but look what I can do to you.'” BWHAHAHA – Kim believing she was being punished for vanity is probably the most insightful things she’s ever said – unfortunately she didn’t learn anything from this experience!
“My body just went crazy. After five months I swore I’d never get pregnant again,” Kim admits to ELLE UK. “I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body. … I’d be sitting there, nearly 200 lbs, crying and swearing this will never happen again, and sometimes I’d actually be laughing about it.”
Kim definitely hated being pregnant – especially while little sister Kendall got hotter and hotter as a model – and she was miserable throughout. Now that she’s been calling North a medical miracle in the media because she thought she could never get pregnant I think it’s just a matter of time before she makes an announcement that they’re hiring a surrogate because we all know vain self-absorbed Kim is never going to endure another pregnancy – no matter what she says in interviews!
Kim now says she’s come to terms with her body – which must explain the constant bikini selfies and nude photoshoots she’s been doing lately.
TELL US – WAS GOD PUNISHING KIM BY MAKING HER FAT? WILL SHE GET PREGNANT AGAIN?
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