kim kardashian graces the cover of Elle UK confidence issue

Well, you know, it’s never nice to speak ill of the dead, but is it OK to call the dead creepy? Kim Kardashian just admitted that her late father Robert Kardashian knew that infamous booty lead to bad things. Like breaking the internet, y’all – that’s some damage! 

“When I was 13 my father wrote me a letter.  I was unhappy with my body — I developed really early. Every night I would sit in the bath and cry, I prayed my boobs would stop growing,” Kim admitted.


To that Robert shared some sage advice – embrace them curves, girl! “He told me I had a body not many girls have, that later it would lead to attention from men, but that the most important thing was that I was a wonderful girl and I had to understand my self worth.” Well, it seems like Kim took away the important message from that letter – attract men using body, but she didn’t quite absorb the parts about self-worth. At. All. 

Kim did go on to use her body, prolifically, for all sorts of reasons – sex tapes, nude spreads, breaking the internet, producing a dinosaur prodigy child in the likeness of Kanyusional

The irony is that Kim graces the cover of Elle’s so-called CONFIDENCE issue, where she talks about her looks and reproducing, but not the fact that she has a completely vapid personality and looks perpetually miserable. “It’s taken me a long time to be happy with my body and for my confidence to grow to what it is today,” Kim told Elle UK. “I grew up when the body to have was the tall, slim, supermodel one, like Cindy Crawford’s. No one looked like me. It’s good to break the mold and recreate one.” Apparently, it’s also good to recreate a body with plastic surgery, right Kimmie?!

I’m sure Robert meant well when he encouraged Kim to stop focusing on her looks, which would some day be an asset, and start focusing on developing self-confidence, but no one is strong enough to undo the influence of PimpMomager and those starry eyes of greed. Now pose! 

Kim also spoke out about her nude photo scandal. “I feel violated because these are private pictures. I didn’t choose for them to be out there. But I’m also realistic,” Kim surprisingly acknowledges. “I’m on covers of magazines naked, so I can’t go crazy about it. The only choice I can make is to not let it shake me up. I’m not having that choice taken away from me.”

Well, that is refreshing, but let’s be frank – the real reason Kim isn’t upset is because when we learned there was a nude photo leak no one was surprised. The entire internet yawned and said, “Been there, done that, don’t need or want no more.” Which is when Kim rushed over to Paper Mag with a tub of vaseline and said let’s force them to look at my ass whether they want to or not! 


[Photo Credit: ELLE UK]


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