Shahs of Sunset MJ

If I had the power to unsee one thing from the past week, I would choose Reza Farahan‘s bachelor party on Shahs of Sunset. Reza’s bestie and maid of honor, Mercedes “MJ” Javid, promised dirty and raunchy. She delivered. MJ took to her blog to defend the lecherous bachelor party.

“The bachelor party was exactly what Reza wanted and needed,” insisted MJ. “His turn up was real, and although I tease about ‘sex in the champagne room,’ I just wanted to make sure it a night that Reza would remember, and I didn’t want him to be bored or under whelmed. The craziest part was Reza during the drag show, taking over the stage in the middle of the performance. I think that we were borderline going to get jumped for disrupting the show, but he was like a little kid in Disneyland. He had no ill will, and there was actually an innocence about the shenanigans. I mean it.”


Innocence? HAHA! Is she serious? Reza made out with a stripper while wearing said stripper’s underwear on his head. He nearly got beat up after offending everyone at the Latino gay bar. Reza admitted that he blacked out and woke up the next morning to a sink full of vomit. Um, sounds angelic.

Despite the fact that we saw MJ refuse (repeatedly and adamantly) to invite Asa Soltan Rahmati to Reza‘s bachelor party, MJ went on to blame REZA for the super secret (meaning no Adam and no Asa) bachelor party.

“The morning after was the day of reckoning,” said MJ. “As part of Reza‘s wish to have separate bachelor parties, I knew it wasn’t the perfect plan, as it was not the party that Adam and Asa wanted, but off we go to Malibu. When Reza told Asa how hungover he was, I didn’t make an issue out of him telling her, because he felt like death warmed over and we weren’t planning to take it to the grave. Reza also wanted his gay friends to attend because it might not have been his straight guy friends’ cup of tea. At the end of the day, it was not his stag party, and not about me or Asa.”

Tonight on Shahs of Sunset, issues between Reza and Adam begin to mount as their wedding day grows closer. Reza makes a decision about their future after Adam and Reza attend a therapy session together. MJ visits a fertility doctor, and Asa shows her parents their finished home renovation. Behold the awesomeness that is Zinat – in a bikini t-shirt no less – in the video below.

Programming Note: Bravo decided that Shahs of Sunset needs an extra 16 minutes tonight, so the show runs from 9:00 to 10:16 PM EST. Southern Charm airs 9:16 – 10:16 PM. Reality Tea will be live-tweeting Shahs of Sunset.


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