Welcome to The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 4, Episode 13 recap. In this week’s episode, “Bermuda Views and Bathtub Blues,” Meredith is under the weather but takes a turn for the worse when she gets a room without a bathtub. Whitney and Lisa are still avoiding each other after their blowout last week until Heather winds Lisa up and causes a huge fight at dinner. Following one of the most unpleasant dinners ever, Monica and Meredith bond over wine, leftovers, and more dirt about Angie. Here are some of the highlights from RHOSLC Season 4, Episode 13.
Meredith needs her bathtub
All the ladies gather at the airport to catch an early morning flight to Bermuda for Monica’s birthday. Nobody really knows anything about the place they’re going.
“Pirate ships, sunken treasure,” Heather says is all she knows about Bermuda. “I bet we find Lisa’s ring!”
After they land and pile into the Sprinter van, Meredith asks if the driver can raise the temperature a bit. She’s freezing. But Heather puts the kibosh on that idea. “She not in charge of the temperature,” she tells the driver.
The mansion Heather booked for them to stay in is gigantic! Rather than pre-assigning rooms, Heather lets them all run around like 10-year-olds calling dibs. Meredith’s still not feeling well, so she’s slow. She claims the last room. It has a fabulous view, but, alas, no bathtub. In a pout, she chooses to “take a nap,” rather than join the others for lunch.
Monica takes some lunch to Meredith in her room. The jewelry designer tells Monica she’s upset that she’s obviously not feeling well and nobody made sure she got a tub. They even mentioned on the van that Meredith would feel better after a good soak.
Even though Monica loves Meredith and she’s concerned about her, she laughs in a confessional that it’s not enough to give up her room. Heather also admits on camera that she only wants the bathtub to throw her dirty clothes in. That’s disgusting.
Meredith gets a text from production asking how she is. “I’m really not good,” she says. So a medic arrives to check on her, carrying the biggest backpack I’ve ever seen. He decides she’s dehydrated and gives her an IV.
Heather shares some new info with Lisa
While eating lunch with Lisa, Heather says that Whitney’s been saying she’s been “coaching” Lisa to be more “self-aware” and to be a better person.
“Whitney said that she’s been helping you, like, not make it all about you,” Heather says. “She’s, like, really proud of you for not reacting strongly to things and how you’re changing the way you are.”
Lisa’s shocked to hear this news. “Wait, what?” she says. “What are you talking about?”
“She said she’s proud of you,” Heather repeats. “She basically said, ‘You’d be shocked if you knew … the hard talks I have with Lisa and how well she’s doing’ … She’s helping you be intuitive and healing and coaching you on how to not react to things … You’re becoming a better person because of your friendship. You don’t feel like that?”
“No,” Lisa bluntly answers. She’s stunned by what Heather’s telling her. “Do I enjoy our friendship? 100%. But I never looked at it, like, “Oh, my gosh, I feel like I’m a better person with Whitney Rose.”
Heather’s obviously just trying to stir up trouble between Whitney and Lisa. The Wild Rose Beauty owner will hear about this later.
Another screaming match over dinner
At dinner that night, Whitney brings up that her “fillings” were hurt by Lisa. Can’t you leave that poor dead horse alone, Whitney?
Lisa once again says she’s sorry Whitney was hurt, but she adds that it feels like Whitney’s taking her grief out on her instead of wanting somebody to grieve with her. Then Lisa mentions that Heather told her Whitney said she’s “self-absorbed and you’re helping me be a better person.”
These women are in paradise and all they can do is scream at each other. Meanwhile, Meredith and Angie are just glad it’s not them screaming at each other, as they clink their wine glasses.
Finally, Whitney says, “Heather, shut the f*ck up.” Ouch. Is Whitney drunk? That was pretty rude and hurtful.
“Don’t you ever say ‘shut the f*ck up to me,’ Heather yells. “That doesn’t have anything to do with anything we’re fighting about.”
Whitney immediately backs down and timidly says, “Okay.”
The thunder claps and the clouds open. They decide they’d better head back to the house.
“What a lovely dinner,” Whitney says. Did they even eat?
Monica dishes some late-night dirt
Back at the house, Meredith’s still upset about not having a tub. She and Monica have a glass of wine and nibble at the leftovers from dinner, while everyone else goes off to bed. Monica’s trying to be Meredith’s friend. Why doesn’t she just swap rooms with her? That would get her some brownie points.
“It all feels very fifth grade,” Meredith says. Absolutely! “No more deja poo. I’ve seen this sh*t before.”
Monica brings up some dirt about Angie. She thinks Angie could be in the Greek Mafia. Both she and Meredith received a DM message about Angie and Shawn being bankrupt and having tax liens against their home. Monica says the message included documentation. They’re not as wealthy as they want everyone to believe.
Hold that thought. I think we’re going to hear more about that next week on RHOSLC.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City airs Wednesdays at 8/7c on Bravo.
TELL US – WHAT DID YOU THINK OF REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY SEASON 4, EPISODE 13? DO YOU THINK SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE SWAPPED ROOMS SO MEREDITH COULD HAVE HER BATHTUB? DO YOU THINK THESE WOMEN CAN GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT FIGHTING?