Welcome to The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 4 recap. Last time, Marysol tied the knot with Boobie, otherwise known as Steve McNamara. And during the surprise wedding celebration party, Julia tossed a drink on Guerdy. Here’s what happened in RHOM Season 7 Episode 4: “Boogers and Birkins.”
What happened in Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 4?
Newbie RHOM housewife Stephanie Shojaee made her debut and wasted no time overstepping with Alexia. Lisa slammed Larsa’s version of events in Milan. Meanwhile, Adriana hosted a baby shower for Julia and her wife. And Kiki revealed who told Lisa everything that Larsa said about her.
The aftermath of Julia dousing Guerdy on The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7
The day after Marysol’s wedding celebration debacle, Julia apologized to both Marysol and Alexia. In Julia’s opinion, Guerdy came after her family. In her confessional, Julia regretted “allowing Guerdy to get the best of me.” She placed the blame on Guerdy, but didn’t take any accountability for her actions.
However, she did send Guerdy an apology text, which she read to her RHOM co-stars. “Guerdy, I just want to apologize for throwing water. I’m coming to you with an open heart,” Julia read. “I want to clear the air and resolve any conflict between us as soon as possible.” But Guerdy never responded. Shocking! Later, while chatting with Martina, Julia stated that she was visiting her daughter Emma in Paris when Guerdy accused her of getting a facelift and ditching Martina while she had chemo.
Meanwhile, Guerdy discussed the incident with her husband, Russell Abraira. “She violated … she violated me in front of the girls for their entertainment,” she told Russell. In her confessional, Guerdy explained the depth of her pain. “I am actually sick to my stomach just thinking about it, because it was a physical, symbolic act, to degrade me to a level as if I was nothing,” she explained. “I’ve never felt that way before.”
Stephanie Shojaee makes a big impression on The Real Housewives of Miami
Finally, RHOM fans met Stephanie when Larsa boarded Stephanie’s private jet. Caroline Stanbury of The Real Housewives of Dubai introduced Larsa and Stephanie. While Larsa thought that she was “running errands” with Stephanie, she was in fact flying to Orlando to get Stephanie’s pups. The ladies relaxed over some drinks and caviar. As one does while doing one’s errands.
Then, Stephanie gave viewers some background on her and her husband, Masoud Shojaee. He started Shoma Group, which is southern Florida’s third-largest real estate development firm. They met when he was 50 years old, and she was 26.
In her confessional, Stephanie made it plain that Masoud didn’t raise her to the level that she is at in her life. “Yes, maybe I got a little bit of help, but everybody in life gets a little bit of help,” Stephanie stated.
According to Stephanie, she doesn’t have many female friends, so she is looking forward to meeting the rest of the group. She already likes Marysol and Alexia. Well, we will see how she feels at the end of the season!
Lisa learns more about Larsa’s Milan comments in The Real Housewives of Miami
Both Alexia and Marysol brought Lisa flowers following the death of her father. When Lisa asked for more details about Marysol’s wedding celebration, Marysol and Alexia wanted to know who told Lisa about it. Lisa responded that she wasn’t “a rat.” So, the duo started spilling the mojitos.
Marysol told Lisa how Larsa gave a rundown of Milan, saying that Lisa’s boyfriend, Jody Glidden, was allegedly “amped up” and “argumentative.” Then the ladies said that Larsa explained how Lisa defended her when Jody was yelling at Larsa. “Absolutely not,” Lisa said. In fact, Lisa claimed that Jody “does not raise his voice.” She added, “She is a liar and a manipulator.”
Finally, Marysol and Alexia explained how Larsa whipped out a photo so everyone could see Jody’s eyes. Marysol said that Larsa mentioned that “his eyes looked crazy.” Well, Lisa loves Jody’s big eyes because they resemble a Furby. I can’t!
Then Lisa became upset and showed a photo that she sent Larsa of her father in his casket. Apparently, Larsa was arguing with Lisa via text during her father’s wake. “My dad was dead and dying and she didn’t give a f*ck,” Lisa stated.
Meanwhile, Larsa called her friend, Jack, who was in Milan with her. And he supported Larsa’s story. According to Jack, Jody was allegedly out of line. “I literally had to tell him, ‘You can’t speak to women this way…’” Plus, Jack said that Lisa defended Larsa and told Jody to stop yelling at her. Larsa is worried about Lisa and labeled Jody “a social climber.” The math is not mathing with Lisa and Larsa’s stories.
Alexia ditches her RHOM co-stars
Marysol suggested getting the ladies together to get Alexia’s mind off Todd Nepola, her estranged husband. So, Marysol met up with Larsa and Julia. Larsa also invited Stephanie. When Julia asked Larsa if Stephanie likes goats, Larsa replied that Stephanie isn’t even fond of children. “She just goes, ‘Birkins and boogers don’t go together,’” Larsa explained.
However, when Stephanie arrived, she and Julia hit it off. She congratulated Julia on adopting her sons, and she said that she would love to come to Julia’s farm. During her childhood, Stephanie spent three months out of the year on a farm in Colombia.
In her confessional, Stephanie said that her one goal in life was to “be filthy rich.” Well, mission accomplished! “Being a first-generation American has made me who I am today,” Stephanie said. “You have to keep going until you make it.”
However, when Alexia was late to the bar, Marysol called her. Of course, Stephanie made it known that being late is “her major pet peeve.” Alexia texted back, claiming that she had a headache and needed “a mental break.” However, both Larsa and Marysol thought that she was snuggled up with Todd.
Julia and Martina’s baby shower on The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7
This is Stephanie’s first baby shower, and she seemed low-key excited. Then, she decided to toss a bomb into the celebration. “Can I just tell you something without overstepping my boundaries?” she asked Alexia. “When God takes out the garbage, you don’t go back into the garbage and, like, go diving.” Yikes!
To say that Alexia was upset by Stephanie’s remark is an understatement. She felt like Stephanie overstepped in a big way. Same, Alexia.
Well, Martina wanted a fun baby shower, and Adriana delivered. During the games, everyone had to lick a diaper and guess what was in it. Lisa gagged while tasting her diaper, much to Martina’s amusement. “I think somebody sh*t in this diaper, and gave it to me,” Lisa said in her confessional. “I’m thinking it could be Larsa. She wants me to eat her sh*t.”
Next up was truth or dare. Julia had to say who she would have a threesome with among the people in the room. The most hysterical moment was when Julia said she doesn’t do threesomes, and Martina said that she did in the past. Finally, Julia picked Martina and Stephanie. Does Julia have a friendship contract all prepped for Stephanie?
Then a tipsy Lisa informed Stephanie that she wanted to be her friend because she is wealthy, which offended Stephanie. When Lisa stepped away from the table, Larsa insisted that Lisa had no reason to be mad at her. “The fact is, you were talking about Lisa while she was in Canada, mourning her father,” Alexia told Larsa.
Right on cue, Lisa returned and heard the end of the conversation. Then Julia wanted to know who told Lisa what happened at the wedding celebration. Finally, Kiki spilled the beans. Guerdy told Lisa everything that Larsa said. WOW! Guerdy isn’t holding back this season.
Meanwhile, Lisa started to cry over her father’s death, and how no one cared that she was grieving. After apologizing to Julia and Marysol, she left.
The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 airs on Wednesdays at 9/8c on Bravo. It streams on Hayu in the UK and Ireland.
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