Welcome to The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 15 recap. Last time, Kiki and her father discussed the past. Marysol brought the ladies on a cruise. And Stephanie made up with Marysol. Here’s what happened in RHOM Season 7 Episode 15: “Birthday Blues Cruise.”
What happened in Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 15?
Larsa and Lisa made up again. Meanwhile, Stephanie was surprised to discover that Marysol was the root of her issues with Alexia. And Adriana reluctantly celebrated her birthday, while Guerdy started therapy.
Lisa and Larsa make up – again!
Finally, Larsa and Lisa met up at a bar to talk. Lisa, who was detoxing with green juice and wine, admitted that she felt their feud had “gone too far.” Larsa shared, “You said things to me that hurt me to my bone.” Then she mentioned the claim that Larsa hired the paparazzi to snap an incriminating photo of her ex-boyfriend, Marcus Jordan. So much for Marysol and the RHOM ladies’ advice! Before their meeting, at 80’s aerobics, Marysol advised Larsa, “Drop the f*cking details.”
Eventually, the duo decided that their friendship was important, and Larsa agreed to never talk about Jody Glidden, Lisa’s boyfriend, again. And Lisa admitted that she unfollowed Larsa when she unfollowed Marcus. However, she remedied that with a click.
Meanwhile, on deck, Kiki suggested that Alexia and Stephanie address their differences. “I feel like I always get blamed for everything, and it was really more Marysol that was so adamant about me not going, and you just let her off the hook,” Alexia said. Stephanie denied that she had only targeted Alexia.
Stephanie learns more about Marysol and Alexia’s dynamic
Marysol announced that she rented out the Redemption Spa (how fitting), and it was gorgeous! The spa featured cold plunge pools and a mud room. Plus, all the RHOM ladies were thrilled when Larsa and Lisa arrived hand-in-hand.
Eventually, Alexia and Stephanie were alone in the mud room. Stephanie explained that when she left dinner in Seville and Alexia and Marysol went with her, she felt like they were her true friends and her “safe space.” Then, Stephanie learned that Marysol and Alexia were ditching the trip to Marbella.
While on the bus to her private plane, Stephanie relayed how Julia said, “‘They’re not coming because you have too many rules, they feel you’re going to leave them stranded, and to top it off, they think you’re very bossy.’”
Alexia responded, “Well, we do think you’re bossy. I was really scared that we would go on the plane, and that something would happen, cause the thing is, we never really know.”
She added, “That was kind of like my thing. And Marysol had way more other things.” Interesting. Apparently, Stephanie having lunch with Adriana really upset Marysol.
“So, I feel like maybe … maybe she is the one that has more of a problem with me,” Stephanie said. “I thought it was you.” Alexia explained, “I’m the one that has the bigger mouth, so I’ll say, but she always thinks like me. If not, even more.”
In her confessional, Alexia noted, “I’m all about saying the truth. Whether it’s my truth or where it’s somebody else’s truth that I know. Marysol doesn’t like confrontation.” Then, Alexia told Stephanie that she pleaded with Marysol to go to Marbella. In the end, Alexia apologized to Stephanie.
Alexia drops a surprise on Stephanie in RHOM
Stephanie shared that Alexia hurting her reminded her of her sisters, emotionally causing her pain. Then, Alexia dropped the bomb that she hadn’t talked to her own sister for years. Alexia said they started texting when her estranged husband, Todd Nepola, filed for divorce. As Alexia started to cry, Stephanie hugged her.
“Even though we were close, I found that I didn’t want to tell her things because I was always being judged and criticized,” Alexia said in her confessional. “My mom was the glue, and I just want my sister to accept me for who I am.” It was an emotional moment between the two alphas in the group.
Adriana’s birthday diss
All the ladies dressed in scarlet for dinner. Guerdy came in sporting a headpiece with lace bunny-style ears and a lace face mask. Larsa remarked in her confessional that Guerdy “looks like she’s going to a swingers’ party in Fort Lauderdale.”
When Kiki asked about the last time everyone had sex, Alexia answered that she only had one partner. When Lisa jokingly called it a “booty call,” Alexia responded, “It’s not a booty call, you know, because he’s my husband.”
Then, Marysol made a toast, praising all the Miami ladies for being friends and welcoming Stephanie, also known as “Mighty Mouse,” to the group. Then everyone toasted to Adriana’s almost-birthday. Poor Adriana has been so sad during the entire trip.
Then a cake, sporting a microphone, was brought out, while the cast members stood up to sing “Happy Birthday.” Adriana covered her face, but when she read the writing on the cake, she was not happy. It said, “32 x 2 – 5.” Welp, that equals 59. Oh, the shade! Adriana took the mic and scratched the numerals off the cake, and gave the middle finger to the group.
However, a group of men came out with shots, which saved the day. “I don’t know who did this cake and why, cause I hate this cake, but I still appreciate the fact that they put some effort into this,” Adriana said in her confessional.
Guerdy faces her past trauma
Back in Miami, Guerdy attended her first individual therapy session. She has “a lot of suppressed emotions that have inched back into my life, which I thought they were in the past, and they were not,” Guerdy told her therapist. When asked about her “earliest” traumatic memories, Guerdy talked about when she and her brother were sent to live with family members in America.
However, Guerdy had “never met these people.” Now she and her brother were in a new place, where they didn’t speak the language or know anyone. They were in a house for three months and barely went outside.
The cancer survivor’s middle name was her first name, but she later changed it to Guerdy. When she began school, Guerdy was bullied for her name and her clothing. Then, Guerdy discussed how Julia dousing her with water brought back the trauma. Plus, she can’t express her feelings of resentment toward her parents for dropping her, at 9 years old, in America.
Stephanie teams up with Adriana
Stephanie was planning her Christmas event at Shoma Bazaar. Stephanie asked Adriana to perform a concert at the party, so Adriana came by to see the venue. Of course, Stephanie told Adriana that Marysol was bothered by Adriana and Stephanie having lunch. “And Alexia said, basically verbatim, ‘Marysol’s the one behind it. I’m just her mouthpiece,’” Stephanie said.
“Marysol is the puppet master, but she needs a mouthpiece and a puppet,” Adriana said in her confessional. Then Adriana said that Marysol had a PR company and could use her “knowledge” to spin information.
“How mad are you that you didn’t go on the plane to Marbella, to Julia’s big announcement, when I had given her the seat next to me?” Stephanie remarked. “But I know what I’m going up against now.” She added, “And I have a message for you. The message is, if you’re gonna come for me, you better hit a bulls-eye, because when it’s my turn, I don’t miss.” It sounds like Mighty Mouse is coming for Marysol.
The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 airs on Thursdays at 9/8c on Bravo. RHOM streams on Hayu in the UK and Ireland.
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