Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 6 taglines are here, and the Utah ladies all hit it out of the park! RHOSLC continues to prove why it is the best Real Housewives show right now. In just a few episodes, Season 6 has riveting feuds, compelling storylines, instantly iconic insults, and plenty of meme fodder. Just before the third episode of the season, Bravo released this year’s taglines. And Season 6 might collectively be RHOSLC’s best taglines yet. Read on below to see how we ranked them, and share your own ranking in the comments!
RHOSLC Season 6 Taglines Ranked Best to Worst
For Season 6, the RHOSLC cast all chose taglines that perfectly represent their unique selves. And that reflect their current storylines and roles on the series. While some are probably curious what Britani Bateman’s tagline would be, she doesn’t get one since she’s a “friend of” cast member.
I have to agree with Bowen Yang, who commented on Bravo’s post that the taglines were “all winners.” I can’t remember the last time there was a set of Real Housewives taglines where I liked every one. But still, some shine brighter than others. Without further ado, here are the RHOSLC Season 6 taglines ranked best to worst.
Mary Cosby – “I’m just here to eat, drink, and be Mary”
No one does a Real Housewives tagline like Mary Cosby. Whether she’s threatening to send Jesus after people or saying her co-stars look like sheep. You never know what she’s going to say, but it never fails to make RHOSLC fans laugh. And this year is no exception. When I first heard this, I genuinely laughed out loud, threw my hands up, and thought, “Well, that’s the best one.” This tagline also works as a reference to her signature lackadaisical attitude at RHOSLC events.
Angie Katsanevas – “I’m Greek, and the rest are just a tragedy”
For best tagline of RHOSLC Season 6, it was very hard to choose between Mary and her on-again/off-again bestie. Each season, Angie Katsanevas remains determined to find new and creative ways to reference her Greek heritage in her taglines. And of course she would again for Season 6, considering the RHOSLC cast are taking a trip to Angie’s homeland! Like all the RHOSLC Season 6 taglines, simply reading the words doesn’t do it justice. It’s the way Angie emphasizes that the rest of her co-stars are a “tragedy” that really makes this one sing.
Bronwyn Newport – “If my closet had skeletons, at least they’d be well dressed”
Bronwyn Newport’s tagline cheekily teases the alleged secrets of her past as well as her now signature sense of style. Bronwyn’s already promised that, at some point this season, she will address apparent charges of grand theft auto and identity fraud from a decade ago. Nodding at those rumors in a tagline is a clever way to get ahead of what the others will say about it.
Additionally, her fashion sense is one of her defining characteristics. Bronwyn’s first tagline also referenced her outlandish wardrobe. But her second go at a tagline is a big improvement.
Lisa Barlow – “I don’t go low, I go the distance”
Sorry Lisa Barlow, Bronwyn bested you this round, but only by a hair! Lisa is typically the RHOSLC queen of taglines, winning best of the cast in Season 4 and 5. However, in a very strong bunch this year, Baby Gorgeous didn’t pull out her best work. This is still a great effort. But she also risks running her “go the distance” quote into the ground.
Also, I’m sure some would criticize this tagline by arguing that Lisa does go low. But since when is accuracy or self awareness the hallmark of a good Real Housewives tagline?
Meredith Marks – “While you drop lies, I’m dropping the beat”
Thankfully, Meredith Marks finally moved away from using bathtub puns in her taglines. Instead, she’s highlighting her new passion. In case you haven’t heard, Meredith is all about spinning tracks these days. She’s embarked on a new DJ career.
I also can’t help but appreciate just how dry and monotone Meredith’s line reading is. And the pause between “I’m dropping … the beat.” Whether it’s a tagline or a spirited rant, Meredith’s unique way of speaking will never fail to amuse RHOSLC fans.
Heather Gay – “My nest is almost empty, and this bird is ready to soar”
Like several others on this list, Heather Gay’s tagline reflects her RHOSLC Season 6 storyline. This year, Heather is preparing to be an empty nester when her youngest daughter goes to school. And she’s looking forward to the new chapter.
So, this works perfectly for Heather’s current goals and mindset. That being said, this tagline doesn’t stick with you as much as some of the others from her RHOSLC co-stars. Hence why it’s ranked lower on the list.
Whitney Rose – “Roses are redheads, violets are blue, don’t come for me, or I’ll come for you”
I feel bad putting tagline in last place, because I don’t think any of these taglines are truly bad. After all, we’ve heard some very cringey taglines in our years of watching Real Housewives! But Whitney Rose using a “roses are red, violets are blue” tagline is less inspired than the others on this list. Even it makes sense for her to do so given her last name. And it’s a fun way to reference her hair color change in Season 6.
So, just because it’s ranked last, doesn’t mean it’s bad. It’s better than last season, when Whitney’s tagline was far too similar to one NeNe Leakes already used. In the end, this batch of taglines makes me even more confident that the RHOSLC cast will deliver yet another historic season of reality TV this year.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is available to stream on Peacock or on Hayu in the UK and Ireland.
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