Stand-up comedian Nikki Glaser desires to be “f**kable,” but “not actually f**ked.” The 42-year-old expressed that when someone is considered more attractive, people tend to be nicer to them.
Nikki Glaser admits she wants to be “f*ckable because it makes people treat you better…”
Speaking at The Hollywood Reporter‘s comedians’ roundtable, Glaser, who was joined by comedians Wanda Sykes, Julio Torres, Marc Maron and Leanne Morgan at the Georgian Hotel in Santa Monica, California, said she wanted the positive attention that comes with being desired. She admitted it feels odd to say out loud, but added that everyone wants to be liked, and that people are generally treated better when they are considered more attractive.
In the June 4 episode, the comedian, who is in a relationship with producer Chris Convy, said, “I do want to be liked by everyone because it’s a sickness, but I also want to say things that make people feel less alone. I always felt like I was weird, and no one was really an example of that on TV — the people who were my role models. And yeah, I want to be f**kable because it makes people treat you better and give you more money for things.”
Adding, “I don’t actually want to be f**ked. I want to be clear about that. I don’t want to be penetrated. I just want the stuff that comes with people wanting to.”
The famed comedian’s recent special, Good Girl, premiered on Hulu on April 24, 2026. As per Deadline, her HBO special, Someday You’ll Die, earned her Emmy, Grammy, and Critics’ Choice nominations, along with a Writers Guild of America (WGA) Award nomination. In addition to this, she has done other comedy specials, including Good Clean Filth (2022) on HBO, Bangin’ (2019) on Netflix, and Perfect (2016) on Comedy Central.
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