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90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Recap: Nowhere to Run

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Larissa Dos Santos Lima gor arrested for a second time since being in the United States. This time the police actually kicked down the door in order to investigate an anonymous call about a domestic situation.

I would suspect her husband, Colt Johnson’s mother, Debbie Johnson, had she not been out of town during the fight. Either way, I am sure she has immigration on speed dial in hopes of Larissa’s deportation. Then, Debbie will finally have her big baby Colt back to herself.

Debbie Johnson Comments On Larissa Do

Debbie Johnson was always the third wheel to the marriage of Colt Johnson and Larissa Dos Santos Lima.  The two 90 Day Fiance stars are now divorced, but that has not discouraged Debbie from being any less involved in her son’s life.

Colt filed for divorce the day of Larissa’s third arrest in January.  But Larissa found her footing quickly and publicly introduced a new boyfriend, Eric, shortly thereafter.  Now that Larissa has moved out of the family home, Debbie is left with trying to manage public opinion on Instagram and play at being an immigration attorney.

90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way Recap: It’s Go Time

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way, one hopeful romantic was left stranded at the airport. Are you really surprised, when you look at this cast? All signs point to more than one person getting scammed out of their savings. What is surprising to me is that most of the American families seem to be taking their loved one leaving pretty well.

Maybe I come from a family who doesn’t care about hurting my feelings. I can guarantee my family would tell me I was making a mistake at every opportunity! Get ready to grab your popcorn and let’s judge people in the court of public opinion, for a bit.

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: Into the Lion’s Den

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Pedro Jimeno enjoyed his last night of freedom before his wife Chantel Everett arrived in the Dominican Republic. Apparently, both Pedro and Chantel suffer from the same affliction: sharing all of their marital business. Obviously, they don’t seem to understand they are shaping a negative perception of their spouse to EVERYONE. You can’t only tell people only the bad things happening in your life.

Chantel is on her way to the Dominican Republic to ruin join Pedro’s trip. Despite, not wanting his wife to come, he still greets her with flowers and a balloon at the airport. His face tells the true story. He annoyed with her very presence. On the way to the hotel, Pedro tells her he had the best week of his entire life. Without her. I guess meeting his wife or getting married isn’t even in the running.

Colt Johnson’s Mother Debbie Shares Some Surprising News On Tonight’s 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Episode

Watching 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After is like witnessing a car crash. You don’t want to see this, but you just cannot look away. Let’s be honest. Most of these couples are doomed and they’re just riding out this reality TV wave as long as they possibly can.

It looks like tonight’s 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever is full of some dramatic revelations from the cast members.

90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way Season Premiere Recap: All In The Name Of Love

On the series premiere of 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way, we met four of the six Americans who will be moving out of the country for love. The show definitely has an interesting twist considering its premise is the opposite of the original series. Don’t worry; although they won’t be America, the cast still has the same amount of crazy we have come to love. This has disaster written all over it and I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will uprooting pay off? Or will they be running home brokenhearted? Buckle up folks. This shit show is just getting started.

Jenny, a divorced grandmother is pursuing love in India. Originally, she thought she was talking to an English hottie, named Michael Jones. Only to find out she was being catfished by her future love, Summit. Ummm…. Someone make it make sense! You always see people like this on Dr. Phil, but never up close and personal. This man pursues you as someone else and when he reveals himself, you not only continue to date him, but decide to leave the country?????? Okay, this show definitely has promise. I can already see the cray unfolding. Jenny is emotional retrieving her visa from the mail. I hope her dream comes true, I really do.  But the realist in me screams… your bank account will be empty before you can finish your butter chicken. Ma’am, you are too old, to be this naive. SMH…

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After: Severed Ties

On last night’s episode of  90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Colt Johnson is still trying to smooth things over with his mommy after revealing he kept a secret from her. To some keeping things that will upset your parents secret, is no big deal. But it’s practically blasphemy with this mother and son. Debbie Johnson and Colt share everything from a house, car, and bank account to life in general. By all accounts Colt’s mom was basically his wife, before he married  Larissa Dos Santos Lima . While shopping for cat supplies, Colt explains more about Larissa’s kids and their future. Basically, there are no real plans to bring the children to America, at least not anytime soon. Debbie is still not convinced her daughter in law isn’t hiding more things from her.

Colt is sexually frustrated because he and Larissa have not been intimate in quite some time. They go to a sex therapist to discuss their issues. This should be disgusting interesting. Insert puke emoji here. Larissa complains about the dynamic between Colt and his mother. Who would be turned on by Colt in general, let alone with his him mother downstairs? Okay.. I didn’t want to know this much detail about Colt and Larissa’s sex life. Ewww…. I could have lived my life happily without hearing this nonsense. My ears!!!!!!!!! That is one image I didn’t need to form in my mind.

Marrying Millions

The creators of 90 Day Fiance are trying their hand at scoring another reality TV hit.  And they are taking the magic formula that worked so well for that series.  That is, following the lives of two very different people as they try to build a life together.  This time though, the couples are all Americans but live in vastly different financial situations.

It seems like an interesting idea, though fans will miss out on the cringe-worthy cultural clashes that made 90 Day Fiance so great.  Who can forget Paul Staehle and Karine Staehle in their early days communicating through Google translate? Or Nicole Nafziger unable to deny herself PDA with Azan Tefou?