It was quite the emotional ending on last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Jennifer Aydin’s mother daughter tea party was designed with the best intentions in mind. However, Teresa Giudice couldn’t help but be overcome with grief. Seeing everyone at the tea with their moms was too much for her to bare. It was the sort of visceral scene that Jersey always knows how to deliver.
Despite the sadness from Teresa, some resolution was reached between Jennifer & Margaret Josephs. Whether it stays resolved remains to be seen. There’s hope for the future if they can take the time to LISTEN. Who am I kidding? There’s no chance of that ever happening. This group is destined to spar until the end of time. It would be refreshing to see some new faces in the future though. The dynamic needs to be altered a little. Three on three is getting boring.
It looks like All-Stars might turn into the Main Event. What did you expect when the biggest
fame whores personalities on Bravo all get together under the same luxurious roof? It appears everything is going according to the network’s dastardly plan. Dropping seven ladies in the middle of paradise with clear sparkling waters, an abundance of alcohol, and the lingering scent of dry shampoo can only lead to one thing…
DING, DING, DING! Cats and kittens, in this corner we have Real Housewives of New York OG, Ramona “The Apologizer” Singer coming in at a petite 5’5″. She is allegedly battling none other than Real Housewives of Atlanta diva, Kenya “White Refrigerator” Moore with her impressive 5’10” frame. If you believe the rumors coming out of Turks & Caicos, our beloved Ramona may or may not have kicked some sand in the wrong faces. Call your Vegas guy because it’s the legend versus the icon and sparks are sure to fly in the first Real Housewives crossover event, the War of Cockburn Town.
The Real Housewives All Stars show is the worst kept secret at this point. We all know that Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, Cynthia Bailey, Kyle Richards, Kenya Moore, Luann de Lesseps, and Ramona Singer are a part of the cast.
There are no Housewives from Orange County, Dallas, or the two shows that are currently filming: Salt Lake City and Potomac in the cast. Then, rumors swirled that there was an additional Real Housewife that was set to join the cast mid-filming to add some drama, in a Jill Zarin crashing Ramona’s trip sort of way. Not long after, Jill herself shared that she was packing for a trip, most likely diminishing any chance at the comeback she’s been begging for. After that, Tamra Judge was rumored to join the group. And now, Tamra is addressing the speculation, of course.
What was more awkward to watch? Evan Goldschneider’s first birthday party where Teresa Giudice went around to everyone in the parking lot spreading rumors that he “does stuff at the gym” or the second party when Jackie Goldschneider greeted each guest with “tell Evan you know he doesn’t cheat.”
As a viewer at home, I couldn’t help cringing on my couch as I watched both parties. It was the storyline that just never stopped and will (unfortunately) dominate the reunion episodes as well. I just want to know who “from the group” told Teresa about these rumors. I have my guesses though…
This season of the Real Housewives of New Jersey truly has not disappointed one bit. We’ve had Jennifer Aydin’s iconic pool party drunk moment. Teresa Giudice is hornier than ever and is with a new man. Melissa Gorga and Joe Gorga are “fighting” which may or may not be another ploy at a fake storyline. And there have been nasty feuds everywhere, from Jennifer vs. Margaret Josephs to Tre vs. Jackie Goldschneider.
The season kicked off with a bang after Tre was spreading rumors at Evan Goldschneider’s own birthday party that he cheats on Jackie. This made the Jackie bomb go off that left her and her tragic weave in shambles. She could not stop bringing up Teresa’s nasty gossip every chance she got, even after proclaiming she was “over it.” And who could forget when she confronted Teresa and made the “worst analogy ever” involving Gia Giudice doing cocaine at parties.
It’s far from a secret now that some of our favorite Real Housewives OGs from different cities are currently filming a spin-off show in Turks and Caicos. Kyle Richards snapped a shot of her on a plane ready to represent the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It’s no doubt that Ramona Singer has argued with somebody about the room situation or something just as petty. And if I had to guess, Real Housewives of Atlanta’s worst hostess ever Kenya Moore is probably already sick of the Ramonacoaster. The Real Housewives of New Jersey sisters from different misters Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga have made their grand entrance. And like many of the ladies, Luann de Lesseps and Cynthia Bailey have been posting fabulous beach shots letting everyone know that they really do just get better with age. No word on whether or not Lu has fallen in a bush or slept with a pirate yet, that’s TBD.
The seven ladies are the core cast for the “All-Stars” spinoff, which Bravo has alluded is a “vacation series.” However, rumors have been swirling about a surprise 8th guest who might show up halfway to stir up even more drama. And the word on the street is it’s an old star who fans have been eager to see back on Bravo.
This has been an interesting season on Real Housewives of New Jersey. There haven’t been any sightings of Danielle Staub, yet Danielle is staying up to date on all the drama. What a shock.
During the Season 11 premiere, Jackie Goldschneider threw a party for her husband, Evan Goldschneider’s, birthday. While RHONJ co-star Teresa Giudice was busy spreading the rumor that Evan was cheating, newbie Michelle Pais spilled some tea of her own. She told Jennifer Aydin that Joe Gorga owed “tens of thousands of dollars” to her husband, Jon Steingraber.
Check your thermometers because Hell has frozen over. Fans have spoken about a concept like this for years, imagining their favorite sharks all swimming in the same pond. The Bravo gods listened and filming has commenced on what is sure to be more drama than Turks & Caicos ever asked for. You will definitely see Ramona Singer, throwin’ bows like it’s Black Friday to get the best room. Luann de Lesseps will join Ramona on the adventure, and be on high alert to avoid any rogue bushes lurking in her path.
Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga went wheels up. This will probably be the last time Melissa is considered an All-Star in any respect, so thank you Jesus! Kyle Richards grabbed her Zohar and 19 caftans to make the trip, she will be joined by Kenya Moore and Cynthia Bailey upon landing. Sounds fun, right? Well, the streets are saying there will be a “surprise 8th guest” to make it a nice, even number. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to outdoor pedicures in a tropical environment… HIIIIIIIIIIIII!