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Real Housewives of Orange County

Terry Dubrow

Dr. Terry Dubrow was able to parlay his plastic surgery expertise and his Real Housewives of Orange County screen time to get his own show with Dr. Paul Nassif, Botched.

Now, a patient is claiming that Terry botched her procedure and the whole situation is just so complicated. Let’s try to break it down.

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We’re a total of like 43 minutes into the newest season of Real Housewives of Orange County and whew. I think it may actually be a doozy. Whatever we’re about to see on the show, it seems the women have been waiting for episode 1 to drop so that they could unleash a complete shit show of personal info on social media. And yea. I’m here for it.

Braunwyn Windham-Burke has spilled that she’s not speaking to any of her cast-matesShannon Beador has fired back against Braunwyn too. Braunwyn also admitted shes not living with her husband. Meanwhile, Emily Simpson is still trying to make her troll husband happen while co-signing Shannon’s comments about newly-sober Braunwyn.  Are we about to see an Emily and Shannon tag-team take down?

Emily Simpson Kelly Dodd Real Housewives Of Orange County

So yea. It’s not really news that Kelly Dodd is fully off her rocker these last few months. The quick summary is that she’s constantly spewing “jokes” and comments minimizing the impact of COVID-19. Then she apologizes. Then she does it again. Then she lashes out at fans. Then she apologizes again. Then she makes more stupid comments. Round and round we go.

Has Kelly been a gift to the Real Housewives of Orange County franchise while we were struggling to make it through the useless tres-amigas years? Yes. Now that they’re gone is she a necessary evil? I’m not so sure.

Kelly Dodd

I’m not gonna lie, I kind of forgot about Michael Dodd. With all the talk about Kelly Dodd’s new man Rick Leventhal and zero mentions of her ex-husband, it was easy to forget the guy.

And, apparently, according to Kelly, Michael has forgotten all about seeing their daughter Jolie Dodd.

Braunwyn Windham-Burke RHOC

Braunwyn Windham-Burke put the “real” in Real Housewives of Orange County during the Season 15 premiere episode. After apologizing to Emily Simpson (which she initiated on her own) for pushing her away last season and brushing off her comments about Braunwyn’s party habits, she looked into the camera and said “My name is Braunwyn and I’m an alcoholic.”

She also admitted to drinking at least once an hour during a Miami trip with Kelly Dodd to celebrate Rick Leventhal’s birthday because if she didn’t have alcohol, she would have the shakes. Braunwyn even confessed to hiding alcohol bottles and refilling alcohol bottles to keep up appearances. Now, that it’s all out in the open, Braunwyn is opening up about her sobriety journey.

Emily Simpson Says Real Housewives Of Orange County Is “Much More Real And Authentic” Now That Tamra Judge And Vicki Gunvalson Are Gone

Real Housewives of Orange County has been around a LONG time. Vicki Gunvalson is the longest running cast member of RHOC. Close behind her is frenemy Tamra Judge. When they were fired, it was a bit of a shock to viewers. To them? It was a huge shock, considering these dos amigas can’t stop talking about the show.

Regardless of their shock and longevity on RHOC, the show went on this week. We met Elizabeth Lyn Vargas, who popped a cork in Braunwyn Windham Burkes’ face. We watched Kelly Dodd ride a ferris wheel and sexually harass an 18-year-old. Of course, Shannon Beador was doing her usual “I’m so happy” dance because it’s the first episode. Gina Kirschenheiter is now living in a townhome (to Shannon’s HORROR!) and Emily Simpson is just feeling great. Not only because of her new hip, but because Tamra and Vicki are gone!

Braunwyn Windham-Burke RHOC

We are one episode into Season 15 of Real Housewives of Orange County and I’m calling it now, Braunwyn Windham-Burke will carry this season. Episode 1 she reveals she’s an alcoholic. Then, we’ve seen teases of drama with her daughter cursing her out on social media. There are also confusing rumors about her “modern” marriage with Sean Burke.

Last season, they told us they have a “love shack,” which was just a condo where they had sex away from their many kids. Now, she has an 8,000 square-foot home, but apparently Sean doesn’t even live there right now. So, what does that even mean? Her explanation is, well, confusing.

David Beador Lesley Cook engagement

David Beador is far from a beloved figure in the Real Housewives of Orange County fandom. Then again, at this point, next to no one is a “fan favorite” on Real Housewives of Orange County. It seems like it’s a daily contest about who’s the worst person to come from this show.

Anyway, I’ve digressed. David, the man famous for his overly dilated eyeballs and cheating on Shannon Beador after having sex with her on her birthday (yes, he admitted to that on camera)… and multiple times after that… well, that guy is now a married man with a baby on the way. That’s right, Lesley Cook has married her prince and now she’s Lesley Beador, which has to be driving Shannon crazy, despite her seemingly happy relationship with John Janssen.