Ahh, it seems like it was just yesterday that Vanderpump Rules made its debut. When the show first began back in 2013, most of the cast were in their mid 20’s drinking and partying their lives away. Now, most of them are in their 30’s and some are almost at 40. The last few episodes included talk of settling down and having kids. Where did the time go?
Now that Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz have partnered up with Lisa Vanderpump in her new restaurant venture, TomTom, it has shown them how far they have come and has them looking at how these changes will affect their futures. With all of the changes going on, is it time for a fresh, new show? Las Vegas sounds like a great location for a spin-off show. Doesn’t it?
Batten down the hatches because after a few weeks of in hiding Krazy Kristen Doute has returned in full splendor on Vanderpump Rules. Solvang? Or So Insane? Kristen wasn’t the only one Solvagning problems though – Jax Taylor and James Kennedy both went to therapy, but not together. Although they probably should.
It’s the day after the inaugural TomTom party and Lisa Vanderpump hasn’t had a hangover since 1985, aka before Tom 1 and Tom 2 were born… Oh, wait: everyone on this show is pushing 40, which makes them older than me. And they’ve definitely given LVP enough headaches to quantify as a hangover.
The Toms are overjoyed with their first event. They were ready to spread the doors wide to the public at large. Tom 2 wants a gold star on his chore chart.
Lisa reminds them that there’s no gas (or ice). James was spinning records in the utility closet sitting on 2 Costco mega-packs of Charmin Double Ply.
Tonight on Vanderpump RulesLala Kent rewards the girls for no longer calling her a whore by taking them on a private jet to Solvang Wine Country.
Of course, since this is Vanderpump Rules, aka NeverNeverLand for drunken delusionoids, Kristen Doute acts up and embarrasses everyone. Of course hinging your life’s worth on a private jet is embarrassing enough so I can’t imagine how bad Kristen must be!
All of the build up around the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has revolved around Lisa Vanderpump. Nobody can deny that. There’s been no shortage of rumors and allegations about LVP in the press. Luckily viewers will get to see it all unfold when the new season premieres. She appears to be on the outs with nearly all of her fellow Housewives. Geppetto LVP is in for another season of isolation and accusations. She said she’s never sold a story in her life, so she must be telling the truth.Right?
We still don’t know what exactly went down during the production of Season 9. We just know everyone is against LVP. SO MUCH DRAMA. Will the greatest chess player of all time ever bounce back from this? We’re not sure! Her relationships with Kyle Richards and the others aren’t the only relationships she should worry about though. Andy Cohen’s opinion is the most important one when it comes to job security. LVP knows this. Lisa may be on an island away from the other wives, but what exactly is her relationship with Andy like today?
Do you remember the first couple seasons of Vanderpump Rules? During simpler times, the show’s premise centered around wait staff and bartenders working at SUR while they auditioned for acting, modeling, and music jobs. The reality show became a hit and now they’re pretty much just professional reality TV stars. In other words, they get paid to hang out with the people they’ve been friends with for years. Oh, and they all endorse the same sunglasses, hair vitamins, and teeth whiteners on Instagram.
At this point, they’ve pretty much all abandoned their attempts at artistic endeavors. Well, James Kennedy is still working as a DJ at random bar events. And then there’s Scheana Marieand Lala Kent who took that acting class where they faked orgasms. Now, Lala is putting her acting chops to work again. This time, without Scheana.
The 2019 Super Bowl was underwhelming. It could have been the low-scoring game. Or maybe people are just tired of the New England Patriots winning everything. And then there was the Super Bowl Half Time show with Adam Levine’s many layers of clothing. That was…. interesting, as in not really.
Nevertheless, there were a lot of fun parties in Atlanta during Super Bowl weekend with plenty of reality TV stars in attendance. There are also some reality stars who watched the Super Bowl at home.
It’s no secret that the Vanderpump Rules cast members are obsessed with their appearance. Viewers have seen Tom Sandoval shave his forehead. Ariana Madix got laser hair removal on her hoo-ha. Lala Kent went in for a booty smoothing procedure. Let’s not forget the plastic surgery, like Brittany Cartwright’s breast augmentation or Jax Taylor’s three nose jobs (which somehow all came out looking exactly the same).
Out of all of the cast members, however, Scheana Marie holds the crown on being the most obsessed with herself her looks. The selfie-worshiping Pump Rules star is notorious for only taking photos from her “good side.” Oh, and also for hanging up giant photos of herself on the walls of her home. So, what work did Scheana get done this time?!
On last night’s Vanderpump Rules TomTom finally opened its doors in the frantic, frenzied, disastrous way you’d expect from Tom 1 and Tom 2.
Welcome to Mr. Tom’s Wild Ride – first stop the deluxe modern apartment of one DJ James Kennedy, who will have his reintroduction into SURciety by being the inaugural DJ at TomTom. Trust me – it sounds like a much bigger honor than it actually is. With havoc on the homefront and no ice at the bar, Lisa Vanderpump quickly realizes she needs the Toms temporarily distracted. So, she dispatches 5% personal assistants to wrangle menial tasks. Tom 2, as always, drew the short straw and is forced to go discuss the music with James.
As he waits for Tom’s arrival James works on his apology letter to Mandall, the entree nous he needs to get back into Lala Kent‘s homie status. Raquel LeViss is not impressed with James’ labors of Lala-dom.