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Stassi Schroeder Vanderpump Rules

Stassi Schroeder has been living her best life lately. Beau Clark, her sweet and funny boyfriend, popped the question in July of 2019. Oh, and he slipped that ring on Stassi’s finger in the most romantic of places–a cemetery. Well, that is pretty romantic to Stassi.

The couple is marrying in October in Rome, Italy. Stassi and Beau are so in synch that they even agreed to sign a prenup. And Stassi is part of a pregnancy pact with Vanderpump Rules besties Katie Maloney, Brittany Cartwright, and Lala Kent. Can you imagine how dramatic it would be with this squad all rocking baby bumps at the same time?

Lala Kent Dishes On Pregnancy Pact With Brittany Cartwright, Katie Maloney & Stassi Schroeder

Isn’t it crazy how many of the Vanderpump Rules couples are either married or engaged? Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz are hitched. Last summer, Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright tied the knot, and their nuptials will play out on this season of Pump Rules. I am exhausted from all the showers/bachelorettes/ and other parties these couples have before their weddings.

In October, Stassi Schroeder will marry Beau Clark in Italy. And Lala Kent is slated to wed Randall Emmett in April. Randall even made his first appearance on the reality show, proving that he does exist. In a shocking turn of events, their wedding will not be filmed for Vanderpump Rules. I thought it was mandatory for all weddings to be filmed. Just saying.

Jax Taylor Vanderpump Rules

Last night’s Vanderpump Rules was a doozy. I thought last week was bad, but well, I should’ve known better.

Why on earth does Jax Taylor think it’s a punishment to be kicked out of his trashy-ass wedding? He’s horrific so not being associated with that wad of human filth – a literal hairball pulled out of a 50 year old drain who isn’t even inviting his OWN MOTHER to his wedding – is the best thing that could possibly happen to a decent human being like Tom Sandoval.

Also Ariana Madix is the only person on Vanderpump Rules who truly understands with a toxic cesspool it is. It is the drain! The drain where a thousand strands of hair that wouldn’t pass a drug test and the dead skin of dead souls collects into an impenetrable mass that just traps a person there. Ariana is realizing that she’ll barely escape alive. That she is one scowl and a Hot Cheeto and tequila sundae away from turning into Katie Maloney, marrying a man she detests to prolong the only thing that pays her enough to buy a track home in the way-out Valley.

Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor

I cannot wait for Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s weddding to be shown on Vanderpump Rules, not because I’m “so excited” about it. In all honesty, I just want this storyline to end. There have been way too many wedding-related episodes for my liking.

On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules episode, Jax confronts Tom Sandoval about the pastor drama and kicks Tom out of his wedding party. Meanwhile, Brittany wonders if she should keep Ariana Madix in the wedding as a bridesmaid. These people need to stop making such a big deal over their wedding and holding it over people’s heads.

Vanderpump Rules Brittany Cartwright

Last week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules was pretty heated. The countdown to Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s wedding is taking forever and on top of that, they hired a (seemingly) homophobic pastor to officiate the ceremony. Once some of his social media posts went public, Brittany denied that he was “that way” during a flashback clip that was shared during last week’s episode.

However, Lisa Vanderpump had a talk with Jax and Brittany about the man and then they left him the dust, asking Lance Bass to officiate instead. Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix couldn’t believe that it took Jax and Brittany so long to change their decision. Meanwhile, everyone else seemed to be walking on eggshells, afraid to upset their precious Brittany and Jax before their wedding. Apparently, that wasn’t completely the case though, at least according to Stassi Schroeder.

Stassi Schroeder & Beau Clark

Doubters cringed when they found out that Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright planned to get married without a prenup. That’s a pretty risky endeavor given the overall faith in that relationship (pun intended). Vanderpump Rules fans also cringed when Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney argued about a prenup before their 2016 wedding, which apparently wasn’t even legal. Even so, I could never forget their arguments over protecting their paltry assets. Hopefully, their bank accounts have beefed up since those embarrassing arguments. I mean, Schwartz does own .0000000000000001% of Tom Tom, or something like that. And Katie, well….. she’s a cast member on this show still and that brings in some checks.

However, it seems like Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clark have zero issues when it comes to signing a prenup. In fact, Stassi thinks it’s romantic. Yes, really.

Tom Sandoval Responds To Jax Taylor’s Recent Twitter Rant Against Him; Says Jax Was “Angry & Projecting”

Hey look, Jax Taylor had a meltdown! In other news, water is wet… Yes, the crew on Vanderpump Rules are once again navigating a bump in the road of friendship. There’s always that one person in your life that makes careless mistakes and then proceeds to blame someone else for their stupidity poor decisions. You could almost say that is the premise of Pump Rules in a nutshell.

Jax is going through it with best friend, Tom Sandoval. These two can’t agree on anything. Exhibit A: the pastor Jax and Brittany Cartwright originally chose for their beer cheese wedding. When the officiant decided to publicly share his thoughts on the LGBTQ community, pretty much everyone was offended. Jax seemed to be the most butthurt when Tom chimed in on the dilemma and took his ire straight to social media. Naturally. Now Tom is responding to Jax’s outburst and has some words for his buddy.

Beau Clark & Stassi Schroeder

As far as relationships go, Vanderpump Rules star Stassi Schroeder seems to have gotten it right with fiancé Beau Clark. It’s been refreshing to see her in a positive relationship for once. Unlike with past flames Jax Taylor and Patrick Meagher, where Jax shockingly cheated on Stassi, and Patrick talked down to her at every turn. 

Similarly to Brittany Cartwright, Beau has fit right in with the Pump Rules crew. Except for a minor dust up this season when he called out Tom Sandoval for rage texting Stassi about having her book party at TomTom. So, it comes a bit of a surprise to hear that Beau might not be all sunshine and rainbows towards Stassi.