Well guys, it looks like we might have to wait a little bit longer to see where newly single Erika Jayne is now hanging her hair pieces. Some of our favorite shows, including Real Housewives of Atlanta, have paused filming because of Covid. It’s a lot for a virus that many might think is a hoax. Unfortunately, this hoax is working overtime and on both coasts.
RHOA is premiering on December 6, but they were still shooting up until recently. An Atlanta crew member tested positive for the virus and cameras immediately went down. Now in California, everyone and their wig is on hold because the Rona has struck again. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is the latest show to fall victim to lags in production during the pandemic.
This whole thing makes my stomach hurt. I hate to go full Mom, but I cannot with Amelia Gray Hamlin and Scott Disick. The daughter of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Rinna, has been “dating” Scott since Halloween. Her new (alleged) partner in crime is the older daddy to Kourtney Kardashian’s kids.
Ladies and gentlemen – in this corner, we have Amelia at a youthful 19 years old. Can vote but can’t drink alcohol, legally. In the opposite corner we have Scott, wearing readers on his head, saying “Hello fellow young people!”, and clocking in at a firm 37. Scott can imbibe alcohol, but maybe shouldn’t because, addiction. So Amelia is his… sober coach? While some parents would get one whiff of an older dude creeping on their daughter and offer to riddle his body with bruises, apparently Lisa and Harry Hamlin think this is just a “phase”.
Oh look, it’s the reality television crossover that absolutely no one asked for! Two worlds might be colliding in a romantic fashion and I’m sure it is completely healthy and not at all creepy. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Rinna could finally get her wish of having a famous child! But it won’t be because someone is walking the runway for Chanel, it’s because she might be dating Scott Disick.
Scott is generally known for being the father of Kourtney Kardashian’s children. Thanks to his time on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott is also known for tackling a substance abuse issue. Aaaand he also might be known for liking a youthful female. After his relationship with Kourtney circled the drain, Scott took up with Sofia Richie who was 15 years his junior. The couple lasted for three years until Sofia
got a clue moved on. Now Scott is single and ready to mingle, and word on the street is he’s mingling with one of Rinna’s kids.
I’ll give you a second to let that sink in. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am chomping at the bit to get Real Housewives of Salt Lake City on my schedule. These ladies might appear to be under a shroud of religion and
plastic surgery strict rules, but the Magic 8 Ball says all signs point to a complete hot mess.
We haven’t had a new franchise in several years, so it will be refreshing to meet a new cast. If we’re going by media reports and scandalous rumors, RHOSLC is on track to ruffle a few feathers. One of the more notable storylines will play out courtesy of Mary Cosby. Mary is deeply involved with the Pentecostal church, so much that it heavily impacted her family dynamics. Co-star Lisa Barlow found her eyebrows raised when she discovered Mary’s not-so-little secret. Welcome to Revelation 3.14, the marrying your grandfather addendum.
Who is ready to welcome new friends to the Bravo Universe? Full disclosure, I am very excited about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We haven’t had a new franchise in years and sometimes the same old faces bring the same old drama. How many seasons can we really tolerate Lisa Rinna telling us to “own it”?
Thankfully, Bravo is showing mercy on our tainted souls by introducing Salt Lake City (and diversity) to viewers. When you think of extravagant lifestyles and wealthy histrionics, Utah might not be the first state that comes to mind. However, by all accounts these ladies
are nuts have strong personalities and some very interesting background stories. Now the RHOSLC taglines have been released, giving fans a little insight into these strong personalities. I know Utah has a lot of mountains, but I didn’t know it was so shady.
I would imagine Kim Zolciak-Biermann is tardy for all the parties because she has hundreds of kids. Seriously, how do you do anything when you have four kids under 10? Never mind, what am I thinking? Kim has a chef, a nanny, and stylists who help her stay hot for husband, Kroy Biermann.
We all know the Don’t Be Tardy star made her name on Real Housewives of Atlanta by unabashedly loving glam. Her glam has consisted of Dior, wigs, cigarettes fresh out of the freezer, and lips that rival the ridiculousness of Lisa Rinna. Her oldest daughters Brielle Biermann and Ariana Biermann have been following in their mom’s footsteps for a while too. So, is it any surprise they spend an exorbitant amount of money on glam?
Pretty much all I remember about America’s Next Top Model is that Shandi Sullivan had sex with someone who wasn’t her boyfriend in a hot tub night one. I can’t seem to remember important dates or facts but this is somehow burned in my memory bank. The real point, however, is that I didn’t watch ANTM. That reason was Tyra Banks.
In the early years of ANTM she also had a talk show, Tyra. It was focused on “women’s issues” and often featured women from ANTM. That way, Tyra could make Tyra all about herself. Now, for whatever reason, she’s hosting Dancing With the Stars and banning any and all Housewives.
Sure, Erika Jayne had some songs on the dance charts before she joined Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but no one can argue that the show didn’t put her career at an entirely new level. Her songs get more play. She’s been able to tour the country. She had a starring role in Chicago on Broadway. She’s endorsed makeup products and shoes on Instagram. Erika has even walked in the Fenty Fashion Show.
Sure, she can attribute a lot of that to hustle and talent, but let’s give credit where it’s due. She also needs to thank the fans that support her. That’s apparently a lesson that she has yet to learn.