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Madison LeCroy Southern Charm

Gather ’round kids, Petty Crocker is in the kitchen and she’s about to make dinner. Southern Charm had a rough season. For a show that was already lacking substance, viewers were given no choice but to deal with some pretty unsavory issues along with some fairly unsavory people.

Let’s discuss Austen Kroll and Madison LeCroy. A dish of vanilla pudding could best describe these two. Boring, unpigmented, and nauseating. Austen and Mads have been together for a few years, but their dual toxicity was not as entertaining as Bravo hoped. Now Madison has made it all the way to mainstream media. She found herself entangled with Kristin Cavallari’s ex and dude legit didn’t know what he was in for. Let’s introduce Jay Cutler to the world of receipts, shall we?

Kameron Westcott Real Housewives Of Dallas

Real Housewives of Dallas star Kameron Westcott isn’t exactly vibing with newbie Tiffany Moon. Tiffany hosted a traditional Chinese brunch for her RHOD co-stars, and Tiffany ordered the ladies to eat a chicken foot. Kameron pretended to eat one but hid it under the table. She was further traumatized that there was no centerpiece on the table at the restaurant. Oh, the horror!

Kameron threw a 50th birthday pool party for her bestie, Kary Brittingham. Tiffany came, and even had shots. But she also dodged verbal shots from Kameron about her lack of hosting skills and forcing someone to eat a chicken foot. Tiffany doesn’t back down from a fight, and I fear that we will be hearing about chicken feet for weeks.

Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Braunwyn Windham-Burke Gina Kirschenheiter Emily Simpson Elizabeth Lyn Vargas Kelly Dodd Shannon Beador And Cohen

It’s reunion time! And the Real Housewives of Orange County are gathered for a safe, socially distanced sit-down at L.A.’s historic Wilshire Ebell Theatre. The ladies dressed in their best red, white and black, and they’re ready to do battle. Can you guys believe this is the fifteenth time we’ve done this in Orange County? We’ve certainly come a long way from watching clips from the season on a rolling TV in Vicki Gunvalson‘s grotto sans Andy Cohen. And also Kimberly Bryant. Remember her?

Let’s talk about the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion fashion, yes? The color palette doesn’t seem to have a definitive theme and the looks are…varied. To say the least. My personal vote for best of the bunch goes to Emily Simpson for her va-va-voom burgundy gown. It’s a fab update on the red velvet wrap dress she wore at the Season 14 reunion, which also happened to be my favorite look that year. (Em sure tends to turn it out come reunion time, doesn’t she?) It seems she knows red’s her color, and she looks better than ever.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - Season 1

I have been obsessed with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City since it’s debut. I love the snowy change of scenery and the diverse backgrounds of the cast. And let me just say, the RHOSLC casting was perfection.

We have Lisa Barlow, who owns several alcohol brands with her husband. Lisa fancies herself the “Sundance Queen,” and the person to know to gain entrance to events at the Sundance Film festival.

Alex Radcliffe

Bravolebrities are a delightful microcosm of reality TV stars.  Whether your distraction of choice is one of the Real Housewives series or a Below Deck spinoff, the Bravo channel is a self-sustaining entertainment community.  Fan favorites from different shows get screen time on Watch What Happens Live, where they mix and mingle with Andy Cohen.

It’s a good environment for cross-cast friendships to develop.  Maybe a little flirting as well.  Take Alex Radcliffe and Heather Gay.  The Real Housewife of Salt Lake City star was on WWHL with the Below Deck Mediterranean deck hand for the holiday episode.  It was filmed virtually, but the two seem to have breached the screen barrier and hit it off.  Maybe it was the sight of Alex in a Santa suit.  More on that later.

Emily Simpson Agrees With Elizabeth Lyn Vargas and Kelly Dodd That Braunwyn Windham-Burke Lives For Social Media Likes And Comments

The finale of Real Housewives of Orange County was last week. It was…odd. On the whole, the season was good in that the women opened up their actual lives on camera. Emily Simpson showed us the anxieties of having a loved one in the hospital with COVID. Gina Kirschenheiter showed us the aftermath of domestic violence and divorce. Kelly Dodd was an all-out idiot and Shannon Beador was exhausting (some things don’t change). Elizabeth Lyn Vargas brought nothing to the table (not even Vince Neil) until she revealed she was raised in a religious cult. And Braunwyn Windham-Burke broke her back carrying the season with the chaos that is her life.

There was no attempt made in the finale to depict these women as actual friends outside the show. The season ended abruptly on the beach with the fakest toast ever seen on a Housewives series. It was super apparent that these women are united only in their mutual disdain for Braunwyn. There is no need to reiterate that she is going through major life changes. Whether it’s all true or for camera time doesn’t even bother me because she’s imploding her own life, not her fellow cast members’. Regardless, her cast mates think everything she’s doing is for likes and camera time. But I think in one case they’re deflecting from their own ignorance.

Mary Cosby

Every time Mary Cosby opens her mouth, she says something that I can’t get past. I’ll never get over the recent Real Housewives of Salt Lake City episode where she said that she employs a family member to clean her home, but that she has never taken the time to know anything about her own relative outside of the work she does for her. She suggested that Jen Shah’s aunt needed to drink more water to prevent her legs from getting amputated. There’s just a lot that doesn’t add up with Mary (and don’t even get me started on her absolutely suspect finances).

Then, there’s the whole 7-11 conversation that we didn’t get to see, but Jen claimed that Mary won’t go to the convenience store if there are Black people hanging outside the front.

Real Housewives of Orange County Braunwyn Windham-Burke

Love her or loathe her, in Braunwyn Windham-Burke has been carrying Real Housewives of Orange County on her back this season.

At this point, all roads lead back to Braunwyn. From her struggles with alcoholism to her falling out with every single one of her co-stars, she’s really giving us all a lot to talk about. Unfortunately, one hot topic of conversation was Braunwyn’s confession that she hit her husband Sean Burke twice, in front of their kids.