On the most recent episode of Couples TherapyFarrah whisper-cried that she had signed like a lot of stuff and wouldn't reveal what, but it was like SO. BAD. guys. Then boom – two more sex tapes pornos surfaced with Vivid releasing proof that Farrah did in fact give consent to release them despite what she claims. Oh yeah, she claims they tricked her or something.
Now Farrah's pretend boyfriend Brian Dawe is continuing to speak out about Farrah's lies: that she attempted to make him play her boyfriend on TV. Does Farrah know the definition of the word "lie"?
To kick things off, Dr. Jenn informs us that Farrah's life is chaotic. So I'd like to inform Dr. Jenn that Farrah's chaos has been meticulously planned out by Farrah the Famewhore. Hold the Fame. Meanwhile, Farrah complains to Taylor about being stood up by her boyfriend-for-hire, Brian Dawe. Farrah assumes Taylor couldn't possibly understand how hard her life is because her divorce was – and I quote – probably like so easy. "I filed for divorce, then I found him hanging," shares Taylor. "So not so easy." Farrah's like, fine your life is hard, I guess, but I'm done with you. Good night. Taylor tells the camera that Farrah is the most self-absorbed person she has ever met. #PotMeetKettle
I don't know whether I should thank VH1 or condemn them for bringing Farrah Abraham back into our reality TV lives. This season Farrah appears SOLO on Couples Therapy because she couldn't even pay someone to be seen with her.
Since James Deen had enough with her when he rented out his peen, Farrah opted to hire Brian Dawe to play her boyfriend. Brian got the heebie-jeebies when he realized he'd actually like have to spend a lot of time with Farrah and act like he cared, so he admitted the whole thing was a hoax.
Dr. Jenn Berman denies knowing the relationship was reportedly staged and Farrah is of course claiming Brian is like such a liar! Cause Farrah never does anything wrong. Nope everyone is doing bad stuff TO HER. I see that therapy really worked…
"It has been hard for me to look back after everything I've been through," Farrah whines on Keek and seriously it looks like she's reading from a script.
Apparently Jon Gosselin & Liz Janetta join the fun later. He probably has to wait for the lunch rush to pass and get his balls from Kate's hilltop mansion before he can fly to L.A. Jon's new simpler life is so hard, you guys. So so hard.
Taylor and John arrive first. The former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star recaps her past – she had the "perfect house" and the "perfect husband" in Beverly Hills. Taylor says, in reality, she endured six years of emotional and physical abuse from her late husband, Russell Armstrong.
Farrah will appear on Couples Therapy alone. No & for Farrah. 🙁 An inside source recalled, "Farrah was desperate to be on it last season, but since she couldn't get anyone to go on it with her, Catelynn and Tyler from Teen Mom were cast instead."
Despite the fact that Farrah wants us to believe she and Brian Dawe are an item, the source added, "Well, she still can't find anyone to go on the show with her so they are allowing her to appear solo! Basically they are going to bring people from her past – family, friends, ex-boyfriends – to help her understand why she can't make any of her relationships work and they fail."
First Brian says he was caught off guard when their relationship was outted by the press last week. So he didn't notice the paparazzi Farrah mostly likely invited to their "romantic stroll" in the park? "It's something I never expected to be brought into," Brian says about the media attention.
"I wasn’t really expecting for [our relationship] to come out," continues Brian. "I mean, I didn’t know when it would come out, or if it would, so it kind of caught me by surprise. But I knew it was a big ordeal when people started calling my mom’s house asking about it."
Farrah Abraham has a man in her life – and she's been keeping it a secret!
Farrah and celebrity DJ Brian Dawe went public with their romance over the weekend. Apparently, the former Teen Mom star and Brian have been dating for five months, which means they hooked up right around the time Farrah's "sex tape" was "leaked".
Brian was featured on VH1's Master of the Mix and has shared a stage with big names like Rihanna, Ke$ha, Busta Rhymes, 2 Live Crew, and many more. Why he's with Farrah… I have no idea… but the two looked real chummy in a set of pictures released this morning.