I don't know whether I should thank VH1 or condemn them for bringing Farrah Abraham back into our reality TV lives. This season Farrah appears SOLO on Couples Therapy because she couldn't even pay someone to be seen with her.

Since James Deen had enough with her when he rented out his peen, Farrah opted to hire Brian Dawe to play her boyfriend. Brian got the heebie-jeebies when he realized he'd actually like have to spend a lot of time with Farrah and act like he cared, so he admitted the whole thing was a hoax. 

Dr. Jenn Berman denies knowing the relationship was reportedly staged and Farrah is of course claiming Brian is like such a liar! Cause Farrah never does anything wrong. Nope everyone is doing bad stuff TO HER. I see that therapy really worked… 

"It has been hard for me to look back after everything I've been through," Farrah whines on Keek and seriously it looks like she's reading from a script.


Farrah attempts to play the victim and look sad, except her face doesn't actually move. "I just don't wanna deal with anymore bad boyfriends and have them go to the press and say horrible things when they have done the wrongs. They have made the mistakes yet they would like to blame everybody else but themselves." Is Farrah describing herself?

You can view Farrah's musing below!

Moving on Farrah recently told In Touch Weekly that the private sex tape she made for herself, no with a boyfriend, no just to show off her awesome lingerie collection, like totally ruined her life! Wasn't she proud of herself for making a sexy tape last week? I can't keep up with the revolving door of crazy. 

“It made it hard to have friends and a private life and to trust family, who I feel use me for money,” Farrah complains. “If I went back in time, I would not have done it. The sex tape ruined my life.” 

“Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see … was overwhelming. I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone.” But instead Farrah went on reality TV! And Dr. Phil. And talking about it non-stop on twitter, and magazines, and everywhere! 

Continuing to live in a land of delusion Farrah lashes out at fake boyfriend Brian, "He abandoned me!" Luckily she was able to have the therapy all to herself. Farrah is her favorite person, after all – I hope the crazy keeps her warm at night.  

“Therapy helped me understand I can’t continue experiencing life [the way I had been], that I’m more special than sex tapes,” Farrah says. “Hearing others tell me my worth is [all based on] my body. … I’m stronger than that.”

Um… no further comment!


[Ugly cryface photo courtesy of VH1!]