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Michael Ilesanmi

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Recap: Pack Your Bags

On tonight’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days, we catch up with bad decisions of the couple’s we met last week. But more importantly, Angela Deem IS Back in all her country bumpkin glory and asks her daughter for a shocking favor! Avery has a major setback on her way to Lebanon. Caesar is still trying to convince his catfish Maria to go to Mexico.  Darcey sees some red flags in her new relationship. This 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days episode is packed with cray and I am living for every moment. Take a sip of your petty juice and join me in breaking down this clownery.

Avery is headed to Lebanon to meet her boo Omar in just two days. In preparation, the teenager goes to the gym to do gymnastics and talk to her friends about her future plans. Her youth and naivety are obvious in this scene which seems more like High School Musical than an adult conversation. Avery admits that Omar and she argue about her past and the fact that she wasn’t always modest. Even now, Omar wants his future wife to be more modest. Girlllllll…. Where the hell is your mother or some crazy aunts and uncles to knock some sense in you? My mom would strap me down, before she would allow me to marry a stranger I never met from another country, especially at 19.

90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days Season Premiere Recap: Crazy in Love

This season, we will witness five new relationships and the continuation of two previous train wrecks. 90 Day Fiancé Before The 90 Days is back with a vengeance! They definitely took the naïve, crazy and scammer mixed them all together into one big ball of reality gold that we have come to know and love. Just from watching the premiere episode, I have seen everything I need to see to confirm that I will be running to the TV every Sunday to see this shit show unfold. Join me every week watching these poor unfortunate souls beg fight for love.

Rebecca is a private investigator with three kids and three failed marriages. Already this sounds like reality TV gold. I can just see her stalking this man with her investigative skills she probably didn’t use when she met him. SMH….  Her last marriage was to a Moroccan man she brought to America on a spousal visa, but she’s ready to try again. She met Zied online and fell in love. Is there a secret app specifically for dating in Morocco or Tunisia? Can these women in the 90 Day Fiance franchise find anyone from other countries or is there a special rate on mail-order husbands from those two? Despite the concerns of her friends and family, Rebecca is ready to throw common sense caution to wind and try again. Rebecca has planned a trip to Tunisia, and her goal is to leave with a ring and a new fiance.