Jon Gosselin Declares – ‘I’m Single’

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After being photographed with 22 year old girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, and having tabloid reporter, Kate Major, publicly announce their new “relationship,”  while quitting her job last week, Jon Gosselin is now publicly breaking his silence.

“At this point … I’m single – per se,” he told PEOPLE this Saturday. “I’m just a regular guy who just wants to have friendship and good times. And I like meeting people.”  Translation –  I am single and ready to screw anything moving.

It seems Jon and Girlfriend #1, Hailey, have decided to put the breaks on their new romance.  Jon says, “She doesn’t like this [craziness]. She loves me for who I am and not for what I do. We are going to chill out for a while and see where it takes us. I’m not looking for anyone.”

And what about Girlfriend #2, Kate?  “We are just friends” says Jon.

Jon however wants us to know he has his priorities in order saying, “I’m just trying to concentrate on my family first, second my career. That’s what I have to do.”  And will the kids be meeting any of his multiple girlfriends? “I don’t want to introduce anyone to my kids,” he says. “We just have to play it by ear. I don’t know what it’s like to be divorced.”

So you mean to tell me the big idiot Kate Major quit her job and all but ruined her career for nothing? Fortunately for Kate, she can always take solace in the good news that she should have zero problem winning the biggest dumbass of the year award.  Her only other major competition is Hailey.

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