After dumping her 85-year-old fiance Hugh Hefner just days before their wedding, Crystal Harris, 25, is now taking shots at her sex life or lack thereof with the Playboy founder!
In an interview with Sirius XM Radio’s Howard Stern Show yesterday, Crystal did not hold back when asked about her sex life with Hef, revealing sex with him only lasted “like two seconds.” Ouch! Though that’s arguably 2 seconds more than most expected.
“Then I was just over it,” said Crystal stating she was not attracted to Hef. “I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.” Even more interesting, Crystal revealed they only had sex once.
When asked if she’s ever seen him naked, Crystal responded, “He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked.”
Crystal however claims she totally did love Hef and wanted to marry him in the beginning. Right. In the meantime, Crystal continues to spend time with Dr. Phil’s son Jordan McGraw. The two, who are rumored to be dating despite Crystal’s denials, continue to be spotted together all over L.A.
As for poor Hef, he took to his twitter page yesterday to respond to Crystal’s low blows comments. “The sex with Crystal the first night was good enough so that I kept her over two more nights,” he wrote in a now deleted tweet. “Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don’t know why.”
Hef then tweeted, “Crystal convinced me that she adored me. That was the first lie… I feel sorry for Crystal. She seems lost.” A you tube clip of Crystal’s interview is below.
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well that was unnecessary. the man is not a young stud. that was a low blow. poorly played, crystal!
A LADY NEVERS TELLS!! JUST ANOTHER FAME WHORE!!
In interviews they have always said that hef takes good care of his exes. I wonder why she would burn her bridges like that. He should take back the ring and the car she left with. Hef is a smart man, you would think there would be some kind of confidentiality agreement. Crystal is nothing but a prostitute. I could not sleep w/
Crystal needs to buy a clue and find out what whoring means. She can’t even step into a sure thing. To pretend anything else is beyond stupid. Yeah, porn will take her and give her a lot more than 2 seconds. All the girls at PB are whores, they are there for the cash, period.
that was nasty–what do you expect from an 80-something old man? hot sex?
ha ha
who would go out with him, he has slept with hords of women. disgusting….
While I think what Crystal did was not cool, I can’t help but wonder why she inspires more of the public’s ire than does Hefner. This is a man who has been using women for decades. Hefner has made millions off girls naked tushes but everyone’s sooo mad at this girl for using him for $$$. There is no difference between the two in my eyes.
Wonder if Dr Phil will welcome her into his family…it’s a funny thought isn’t it.
This tramp claims that she was not attracted to Hefner, then why have sex with him. My guess was for the MONEY and frame, that would make her a prostitute. What did she expect from a man that age even Hugh Hefner. And then to talk about it, WOW what a bitch. He is better off without her. Every man should be weary of her.
P.S. WAKE UP HEF, and grow up and start acting your age, you’re making yourself look like a fool. You should be embarrassed
@Ann#53 – Crystal was seen at a jewelry store in San Diego, CA trying to sell the ring so I doubt she has the ring anymore. That’s what it was all about…the money.
I thought it was really funny! Who cares whether it is true or not? What does that pathetic man expect anyway, with his round bed and pajamas and women 60 years younger than himself? Yuck!
@comment 56 – Did you means whores of women?
@63 The Final Word. I think @comment 56 meant “hoards” of women. Hoards means large groups, like in an army.
Everybody have a great day. Love!
Not ALL blondes are cute and hot. Crystal Harris is not pretty to me. She seemed like a dumbass in that clip! For Hugh Hefner the sex probably was great but for Crystal, she probably was just laying there. Traumatized of an old saggy d*ck. LOL!
Ok, so maybe in that clip I was a little loose and open to answering personal questions. I can’t help the fact that they were true. Sex with Hef was horrible. Lmao! I did love him at the time, but I knew this marriage was not good for me. I’m not a gold digger ok? If I was I would have gotten married with Hef and he would’ve left me money when he died. So there. I’m real, true, I’m Crystal Hef. Quit with the hate
WTF? What’s up with this poser…..”Crystal Hef”? yup, definitely a fake.
I mean’t Crystal Harris not Crystal Hefner, sorry. I was doing something. Anyway, yeah, I read some comments. People. You can all shove your hate up your ass. How about I do it for you? I’ll shove hef’s you know what up your ass. See how you like it. Although it might need to be a little bigger for you all to feel it. -Crystal
w0wzers……..
Am I missing something? 2 seconds of sex…..well wouldn’t that be a blessing when you are having sex with Hef? I was under the impression that Viagra had ruined a sweet deal for gold diggers; but obviously this is erroneous. 2 seconds would sure beat having that bag of bones pumping away for……..any length of time longer than 2 seconds.
I don’t see how you can sit there and Bash someone who’s 85 and expect them to preform like they are 20. If anyone looks bad it’s her. Just cause you didnt walk the streets doesnt mean your not! Really I have respect for the street walker atleast they are real about what they are!
Hugh Hefner is nothing but a PREDATOR!!! It is really easy to use Crystal Harris as a scape goat, but when I look at her I see a poor young girl that was vulnerable, and taken advantage of. When she was recounting the sex she had with hugh seemed very traumatic for her! I hold Hugh responsible for dangling his money in front of these young girls and then taking advantage of the less fortunate. She seriously will need some therapy for what she went through! SHAME ON HEF!!!
What a gross bitch. I pray she doesn’t get famous from this and I hope she doesn’t get shit from him as far as money goes. She’s a whore, plain and simple. Grabbed onto that money train and now’s she done? Yeah, he’s too old for these young ladies but we all know why they “sleep” with him. Duh…..
Crystal is trash!
Ah, c’mon – Hef asks for it. Yeah, Crystal is a lame-brain nobody, but Hef has GOT to know by now why any female would hang around him, and it’s not for hot sex. Or sex at all. There’s always another dim lightbulb in the wings for Hef – he doesn’t need any sympathy.
He knows why they hang around, but he expects them to not speak in detail about their sex life. Crystal was very unkind and ungrateful.
I think she is great! As for Hef; don’t feel bad for him, these young girls get caught up with the money he shows them. He’s an old perv that has been making hundreds of millions off of these girls. So girls get what you can, the rest are jealous.
You guys all act like Hef pays them to have sex with them, they are the ones who decided to be in playboy in the first place, and who cares if Hef is old, old people need love too. I think Holly Madison was the best choice for him considering she actually loved him. and not everyone falls in love because of sex people, get real. yea sex puts the cherry on top but his personality and the way he treats the girls seems very kind and loving to me.
Really Crystal that’s what you come up with, I would think that you would have something better than you are gonna shove shit up peoples ass to say but I guess what else could we expect from a money grubbibg whore. Don’t believe for a half a second that you ever loved Hef he has alot and you wanted it and when ya got some of it you left. Not that it matters it won’t last ya long. And as for Hef, he has been the same man that he has been for the last 80 years, always with younger women but everyone knows that and it works for him, the women know what they are in for when they get there. Not to mention they are very well takin care of while they are there, so there is nothing wrong with who and how he dates.. If he wasn’t so famous no one would care….
that was unncessary Crystal… think about the way you plotted to be wealthy using poor ole gran-pa.. you knew all along that under the silk jammys , there was an old spotted dick !! don’t blame Hugh for being 85.. blame yourself for trying to cash in
Gurl you’re lying–you know two seconds was way too long–he never got it up–that was his little pinky! Heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal,
How does it feel knowing that out of all the women that have been a part of Hef’s life, You will go down in history as being the tackiest, trashiest,ungrateful,lowdown, inbreed,sewer talking, sewer rat that happen to sniff money her way through raw sewage to crawl out the gutter and slither your coniven, grimmy goldigging ass and jumped on Hef like a flee until you got what you wanted to get in his bed like a bedbug looking to get what you wanted by any mean…in your case sucked your way in like the blood sucking leach that you are now take advatage of your 2min of fame, pawn your ring, pack cheese and crawl your ass back into the same gutter you crawled out of and take your right over to that low budget producer and go and be the best blood sucking Porn starr you can be.. we’re not on you. cause you ain’t NOBODY..we hatin you for the fucked up way you humilated and try to destroy Hef’s imagine…and regardless of
whatever ANYBODY says about him..
HE WAS, HE IS and HE WILL ALWAYS BE….THE ONE and ONLY BADEST MAFUCKING PLAYER KNOWN TO MANKIND…he don’t fuck you or anybody else he can pay for somebody to fuck your dumb ass for him. Ask your grandpa how many times he wish his old ass was HEF!!!
YOU ARE TRUE GENTLEMAN…she was just a rebound HEF..FORGET MARRIAGE AND KEEP GOIN WHAT YOU DO BEST!!!
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Crystal,
How does it feel knowing that out of all the women that have been a part of Hef’s life, You will go down in history as being the tackiest, trashiest,ungrateful,lowdown, inbreed,sewer talking, sewer rat that happen to sniff money her way through raw sewage to crawl out the gutter and slither your coniven, grimmy goldigging ass and jumped on Hef like a flee until you got what you wanted to get in his bed like a bedbug looking to get what you wanted by any mean…in your case sucked your way in like the blood sucking leach that you are now take advatage of your 2min of fame, pawn your ring, pack cheese and crawl your ass back into the same gutter you crawled out of and take your right over to that low budget producer and go and be the best blood sucking Porn starr you can be.. we’re not on you. cause you ain’t NOBODY..we hatin you for the fucked up way you humilated and try to destroy Hef’s imagine…and regardless of
whatever ANYBODY says about him..
HE WAS, HE IS and HE WILL ALWAYS BE….THE ONE and ONLY BADEST MAFUCKING PLAYER KNOWN TO MANKIND…he don’t fuck you or anybody else he can pay for somebody to fuck your dumb ass for him. Ask your grandpa how many times he wish his old ass was HEF!!!
YOU ARE TRUE GENTLEMAN…she was just a rebound HEF..FORGET MARRIAGE AND KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO BEST!!!
!!! HOWARD,let’s askm your wife why she married your ass? How many times a night do you find yourself wishing your name was HEF!!! He maybe older than you, NOT by much like YOU think. Maybe if you stop hiding your old ass behind that limo tent and bury that road kill you named”hair” maybe you’ll think twice about calling somebody an old man!!! You’re really, very creepy dude, your like a perv ,bribing young girls to take off their clothes on your show…CREEPY talk show SEX OFFENDER v.s PLAYBOY ICON!!! U can keep crystal..on ur show!!!
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Dr. Phil’s OTHER son is married to a former Playboy Playmate. Strange coincedence, isn’t it??????
another fame whore. all she wanted was his money. what a beeotch.
all i can say is hef was a fool not to marry the beautiful holly when he had the chance!!
i’d rather be with 80 yr old hef if he was flat broke than any ugly son of dr phil. sorry but they are not attractive at all.
Maybe what Crystal did wasn’t the best thing but are we really expected to believe that she was in love with Hef or he was in love with her? (I’m actually finding it hard to believe the old cretin could still get it up!)Really? Are we expected to believe that Holly, Bridget, Kendra or those twins Karissa and Kristina were in love with him or he was in love with any of them? WTF!?!?! Or the skanky girls he’s with now? Or any of the women he’s ever been involved with?
Hef doesn’t love or respect women. They are a commodity to him, nothing more. And none of those girls love him either! If he was so great, then why wouldn’t he marry Holly,, who was with him for years and who’d been dropping hints for a long time about getting married? Instead he gets engaged to Crystal, who was with him for about five minutes! Was he not ready for a commitment to Holly? Was he perhaps too young to be limiting his options? Are you guys serious? This is all about his image, hence the bed attire, the round bed and all the other “bachelor” accessories. He is a rather sad old fool who’ll die alone in his mansion, surrounded by vultures and harpies, who’ll all be out for a portion of the Playboy fortune. You guys (especially you, Natalie, are you his publicist or something?) need to wise up if you think any of this is real. Crystal, you did the right thing by escaping from that old fart while you still could.
She should sue Viagra…. Those pills must not work… OMG how funny she tough that an 80 year old man could keep up with her sexual needs. This girl is what gives blondes a bad name.