Crystal practically left Hugh at the altar last year, but has come crying back, and per Radar, has been “begging” to be allowed back into the Mansion, probably at the sight of her dwindling bank account. Being a Hef girl does have its perks, as Holly Madison, who now has to work at that God awful Vegas show, can attest to.
In any case, the couple is now back on, and Crystal tweeted to anyone who cares (probably her BFFs at the online tabloid), that she is the #1 girl in the harem yet again: “Yes @hughhefner and I are back together. Yes I am his #1 girl again. Yes we are happy. Hope that clears up any confusion! xo.”
This gives me hope for humanity.
TELL US: ARE YOU HAPPY HEF AND CRYSTAL ARE BACK TOGETHER?