It’s time for an update on those crazy
thirty-year-old adults kids from the Jersey Shore! On tap today, we have have a ridiculously rich fist pumper, a very relieved former pill popper, and the announcement of the premiere date for what will likely be the gang’s (or at least Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s) final season of the show.
Forget GTL, everyone’s favorite future pseudo uncle needs a new catchphrase–GTM2, as in gym, tan, make millions. Forbes just released its list of highest paid deejays, and Pauly D was number 7 in the rankings. The easy-going prankster can clearly spin some turntables as it’s being reported he made $11 million in the last twelve months. Yes, you read that correctly! How does one learn to spin tunes? I could surely be a blogger by day and a deejay by night, right? Who needs sleep? Given that Pauly has his own spin-off, a line of clothing, his name on some tanning lotion, and a set of headphones he markets with 50 Cent, it’s safe to say that Pauly is more than just
an orange face a pretty face. He’s a cash cow with gravity defying hair!
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The same site that gave us Pauly’s exciting payout also reveals that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has been granted some good fortune. TMZ reports that a lawsuit brought against Sitch has been dropped…although there are still others pending. Last year, Mike’s former management team sued the reality television star for a million dollars, alleging it was wrongfully fired after taking the juicehead from “relative obscurity to become an international celebrity.”
Of course, the Situation filed a counter suit, claiming his management company did nothing to further his career or advise him on professional ventures. He also claims that his management failed to return his calls in a timely manner. Oooh, burn! Luckily both sides have agreed to drop their dueling suits, and they have even agreed to pay their own legal fees. Can I get a “Kumbaya?”
And finally, after waiting with baited breath, MTV has finally announced when we can expect to have the guidos and guidettes grace our TV screens. The sixth season of debauchery at Seaside Heights will begin Thursday, October 4th, in its normal 10PM ET time slot. Even though this season will play host to a pregnant Snooks and a sober Sitch, there is sure to be the same amount of drunken antics and drams. Just ask Deena Nicole Cortese–she was arrested for public intoxication within the first weeks of filming! Also announced is a second season renewal of “Snooki and JWOWW.” Something tells me that none of these “kids” will be going anywhere any time soon!
CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MUCH PAULY D MAKES? ARE YOU EXCITED TO WATCH SEASON SIX OF JERSEY SHORE?
[Photo Credit: MTV]