I feel like there is a giant math equation regarding how much gossip we hear about the show in proportion to the ratio of time a housewives franchise has been on the air divided by the amount of certified crazies in the cast and then taken to the third power of the square root of how many on-air divorces occur multiplied by the number of husbands we think could potentially be cheating.  It's like E=MC² up in here!

Given all of those mathematical conundrums, it only makes sense we'd be hearing a lot the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills at the moment.  We've got the crazies, we've got the divorces, and I have some suspicions about some of those husbands!  First up, we've got Brandi Glanville engaging in yet another Twitter war with home wrecker (don't sue me!) LeAnn Rimes and more news on the Adrienne Maloof front.


For some reason, Brandi has become very insecure about her appearance since her d-bag ex-husband Eddie Cibrian left her for former songstress LeAnn.  A Bravo producer shares Brandi's self-esteen woes with Radar Online, saying, "It’s true. Brandi was very unhappy with how she looked in the photos. Her divorce really took a toll on her self-esteem."  I hate to hear that, because I think she's such a spitfire.  Case in point?  She's teaching LeAnn a thing or two about talking about her sons on Twitter.

According to the same site, LeAnn recently tweeted about a weekend concert in Oregon, writing, "Flying out with my boys in a few hrs. Love that it's a family tour weekend. It's always more fun when they are with me."

Let's just say that even though she seems to try to sometimes take the high road when it comes to her ex's new wife, Brandi couldn't let that comment slide, retorting, "Someone is trying 2 get under my skin by calling MY children "her boys"Sooo transparent!They R MY boys, Eddie Boys and ur step-sons… 4 now."  Ouch.

Earlier, LeAnn posted a video of one of the boys riding his bike without a helmet, to which Brandi responded with a non-response of sorts…if there is such a thing!  The reality star tweeted, "I'm trying not to tweet about something I just saw…. Breathe. I'm taking a moment from twitter to breathe and punch some pillow." 

Here's the thing, LeAnn and Brandi need to get off of Twitter…mainly LeAnn.  If not, perhaps they should consider blocking one another.  After Brandi's tirade, LeAnn passive aggressively stated, "I'm so grateful for amazing positivity and positive people in my life."  Oh good gracious!  Give it a rest!

Moving onto another messed up RHOBH situation, Adrienne Maloof just spoke with Extra about her divorce from Paul Nassif.  She admits, “There were those good times, I will say that… but things were getting very difficult at home," adding, “The marriage ended because of the stress that eventually caught up with us, the pressure of the media, the pressure of the show.”

Discussing the leaked pictures of her bruises, she comments that she can't talk about any of the abuse allegations against her husband.  Adrienne says, “It was part of the deposition. I did not know they were being released. I never wanted this to be public.”  Yeah, I'm not sure I buy that.

Asserting that their relationship is now better but "strained," Adrienne explains, "He was a good father, but you know, there's issues with his with his temper. I pray that we can co-parent together and put the past behind us and both get into therapy. My kids are my priority and I'm looking forward to moving into a new home and new beginnings.”  I'm guessing those new beginnings won't be with co-star and former friend Lisa Vanderpump.  Nice segue, huh?

Kyle Richards opens up to Hollywood Life about Lisa and Adrienne, saying the pair will never mend fences.  She reveals, “There’s been too much damage done. They’ll always be civil and cordial to one another because they’re both mature women, but I don’t think they’ll ever be friends again.”  Thanks for the commentary, Splits!


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