Courtland has had a few twitter handles this week, Taylewis1993 and KourtKourt901, before regaining access to his beloved Courtyb11. Courtland wondered "I wanna know how confused Twitter is" which is hilarious. Courtland, a man of many delusions, thinks Twitter notices and/or cares what he does. #funny
Despite the nasty fights that went down earlier this week and last month and the month before last, Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers have rekindled their
romance marriage. Raise your hand if you're surprised.
Well, they lit that flame on Wednesday, and that is, like, an eternity ago in the world in which Jenelle lives. Today, the Teen Mom 2 star shared that she's "SINGLE" and committed to "being addicted to relationships" therapy. Oy vey.
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Anyway, back to the craziness at hand, Courtland blasted the news that he and Jenelle were back together all over Twitter.
Courtland tweeted "it's funny Taylor is making me look bad now when just two days ago she loved me so much n was proud of how I was sober smh" and "and no matter what Taylor says I am not using drugs like that!! I do smoke weed but that's it!! She is so mad that Jenelle is out" and "just because my wife and I wanna make things right she's gonna lie about me now smh."
Stopping to catch my breath. These people are exhausting.
When one of Jenelle's followers suggested that Courtland is just a fame whore, Jenelle responded, "He doesn't want any fame LOL WTF Leave him alone, he is my husband." Yeah. Sure. Mr. I LOOOOVEEEEE Twitter isn't using Jenelle for attention/fame. That's almost as funny as Courtland's assumption that the powers that be at Twitter know he exists.
Still, Jenelle and Courtland have supposedly been spending a lot of quality time together as of late. And, needless to say, Courtland felt the need to explain his absence to Twitter. Because Twitter obviously has moved on from being confused to being worried about his tweet count. "Sorry been busy spending much needed personal time with somebody special to me so we decided no twitter lol or less twitter I should say," Courtland tweeted. "I did miss y'all though Twitter."
We missed you too.
So, with all of that nonsense said, Jenelle blogged today about how SINGLE she is.
"I will let everyone know that I AM SINGLE and I AM NOT DATING ANYONE," Jenelle wrote. "I'm focusing on myself and my son's life, nobody else's. This means taking baby steps at a time."
Jenelle also explained why she didn't complete her 30-day stint in rehab. "For one, I didn't go to there detoxing off of ANYTHING and went there SOBER. Second, I went to a Florida rehab but transferred because it was a NIGHTMARE, lol long story. Once transferring, the new facility was very nice and nothing wrong with the staff or patients there. I simply feel as if I didn't need to go to treatment if my problem isn't drugs anymore, and never will be again."
"I need individual counseling and therapy if anything for being addicted to relationships." Jenelle wrote. "I can honestly admit this about myself and can't seem to help it unless I continue to get the help I need through therapy."
Until next time… in five, four, three, two, one…
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