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Real Housewives of Miami has yet to really pick up with viewers – despite the craziness. 

In this week's episode Lisa Hochstein found herself in the middle of drama galore with Adriana de Moura and Lea Black. In order to try and sway her loyalty Adriana asked Lisa to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. Meanwhile poor Lisa is also confused about why all of the sudden Lea is the Devil of Miami instead of the Mayor of Miami! 

Breaking down the episode, Lisa comments on all the issues that played out. Let's recap!

Marysol Patton & The Psychic: 

"This scene was disturbing to me. To imply “a blond woman” (Lea Black) was doing black magic to possibly contribute to Elsa’s accident is disgusting!"


"I'm sure Lea doesn't have time to cast spells on other people or hate anyone enough to wish to hurt them. Furthermore I don't understand why Marysol cares so much if Lea reaches out to her mother or not. From what I understand Marysol wants nothing to do with Lea, so why in the world would she want Lea to have any contact 'or do right by her mother' if she wants nothing to do with her?"

On Trying To Be The Peacemaker: 

"…No one informed me that Lea and Adriana had that huge blow up at Lea’s house or that Marysol was seeing psychics telling her craziness about Lea. This is why I invited everyone to Baoli. I had no idea things had escalated so much."

"If I did, I would know better than to get them together after so much fire. Do they not remember just weeks ago they were at my home to try to work things out?" 

"I don't know everybody's past and I certainly don't dig to find out. Slowly information is being passed along to me. Of course it's not right for anyone to be accepting anything from anyone under false pretenses, if that’s not 100 percent accurate. No one’s story seems to be 100 percent accurate. There are two sides to every story, and then there’s the truth."

"Anyway I'm sick of feeling like a punching bag and having some of these women take digs at me for just trying to do what I felt was right. I'm done being a friend the best way I know how and going out of my way. I wash my hands of it."

On Lea's Civility At The Venue Party:

"I thought it was very immature of Ana [Quincoces] to get such joy out of making Lea uncomfortable when she went over to say hi to Joanna [Krupa]."

I felt bad for Lea, because she simply went to support Alexia at the Venue party and she was being attacked. She was pleasant to everyone, which is how any adult guest should act at a party."

On Alexia Echevarria's Questionable Hostessing Skills:

"I was also shocked that Alexia got in Lea's face and called her a hypocrite, especially in front of Ana. Lea didn't go there to start any drama and all it did was make her feel uncomfortable. Not very good host etiquette."

"Some of these women have said that I like to 'stir the pot' or get in other people’s business, but it seems like they are being a bunch of hypocrites."

I totally agree with Lisa – having good manners is not the same thing as being a hypocrite. I also think the truly fabricated storylines – such as Marysol and the psychic or Ana trying to torment Lea – go way too far in the way of producer intervention. We want to see some reality in a reality TV show. 

Lisa also takes some time to talk about her sex life where she explains that married people "know that person is always going to be there so there's no immediate rush."

"I personally think many people lie about how many times they really have sex, and it makes others feel like they're not getting the normal amount," she adds. As for being asked to be a bridesmaid in Adriana's wedding, Lisa says she was "honored and very excited." 

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