Jon Gosselin Couples Therapy

Jon Gosselin wins our Thirsty Thursday award this week. Jon, who is broke as a joke, told Kate Gosselin, whose reality TV career is on the upswing, that he’d be willing to go on Couples Therapy with her. What a kind soul. I’m sure he has only her best interests at heart.

“I would consider appearing on Couples Therapy with Kate,” said Jon. “We are divorced, but why can’t we co-parent? I was thinking Kate and I could do a televised sit-down with a doctor and work out our differences, because our kids are suffering. She’s still so angry at me.”

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Dear Jon,

1) Why can’t you pursue family counseling without a camera present?

2) A paycheck is the only reason people air their dirty laundry on TV. Um, not sure if you have ever heard of it, but there’s this nifty little section in your local paper called the classifieds… look it up sometime.

3) You and Kate bashing each other on TV will not help your kids heal.

4) Dr. Jenn? Because she did such wonders for your relationship with Liz?

5) Put your differences aside, be adults, and do what’s best for your eight kids.

Sincerely,

Reality Tea

Thankfully, Kate did not like Jon‘s idea, and she declined his oh so generous offer. Love her or hate her, Kate is making a comeback with new episodes of Kate Plus 8 and Season 7 of Celebrity Apprentice. Kate doesn’t need Jon. 

“She says absolutely not,” Jon said, and just like that, this very special episode of Woe is Jon & Kate is over. And we now return to your regularly scheduled program, Jon & Kate Plus Hate, which is already in progress. “She does not want her faults exposed,” bellyached Jon. “I’d love for her to finally admit she’s dating Steve Neild. It’s confusing for our kids.”

Jon calling out Kate‘s relationship with her “bodyguard” Steve is totally helping his suffering kids, no? Will the Jon & Kate madness ever end? 🙁

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