Tamra and Eddie Judge headed off on vacation last week just as some drama with Lizzie Rosvek was going down. Tamra put her Facebook on hold and took off to enjoy some quiet time (after she dropped a few rants, of course).
Tamra says that she’s tired of the rehash over Lizzie’s birthday. “and here we go again talking about how NO ONE SHOWED UP TO LIZZIE’S BIRTHDAY PARTY. How many times do I have to say I am sorry I did not show up to her birthday? My daughter was sick and there was NO WAY I would leave her.”
Tamra thinks Lizzie is out for blood, “I am starting to see that Lizzie is very self-centered and if things don’t go her way then she’s out for blood. ”
In this week’s new episode of Don’t Be Tardy, the Biermanns are hitting the white sandy beaches of Destin as they finally have a clear sunny day (Day 4) while on Spring Break.
They’re certainly enjoying the fun in the sand as Kim Zolciak notes their home afforded them a private beach. Hmmm…I can see people, lots and lots of people directly next to them and more homes and hotels where it looks like public access to “their” beach (Am I missing something?). Brielle wants to go for a joy ride on the jet ski and Kim says “No” because she doesn’t want to worry about anything happening to Brielle. There still is a bit of tension lurking between Kim and Kroy Biermann from their argument last night about how in-tune Kim is to Brielle’s teenage growing pains (drinking, drugs, etc.) Kim and Kroy are taking the twins for a stroll on the beach to smooth things over and remind each other how much they love each other and how crazy raising 5 more kids will be (ya think??!!!).
The fiery twin shared her remorse over what happened. “One important thing I want to make clear, VERY CLEAR, is that I do not condone violence. I regret that the whole physical altercation ever took place. It was truly unfortunate and undignified. I have never been in that position before and hope to God I never will be again.”
The second episode of The Real Housewives of Melbourne kicks off with Lydia Schiavello shopping with her Stepson, Sam at a high-end designer boutique, Christines. Man, does she know how to shop. She buys whatever she wants and that includes a trench coat made out of pantyhose (I sound like my grandmother). Then, she weirdly tries it on and walks out of the dressing room in a black lace bra wearing said pantyhose-material trench and asks Sam what he thinks. Gross. He’s your stepson.
Speaking of shopping, Gina Liano is at Versace for some new dresses, bags and shoes to bring abroad to spend time with her long-distance boyfriend. He’s flying her out to to be with after she shared with him what JackieGillies, the psychic, revealed at the ladies’ dinner a few nights prior. He completely denied any cheating (hence the plane ticket. Um, OK. Can you say someone is busted and feeling guilty??) and of course Gina believes him without a doubt (mind you, he has been abroad for SIX months, so why would he cheat…)
First up is Lydia – she is married to an famous architect, Andrew. They visit their “snow house” (aka second home in the mountains) every weekend via private jet. She has 3 children and 3 stepchildren and they all get along really well. She is studying interior design – so far so normal! Oh, wait. She tells us she wears the pants at home and Andrew wears the pants at work but when Andrew’s home she prefers to be in his pants. No – ugh. It looks like Lydia will be the housewife that can’t stop talking about banging her husband (a la early days of Alex and Simon – GROSS). Lydia also loves to spend money. Just last weekend when she was on ski trip with Andrew she had to have to TRUCK deliver her mounds and mounds of shopping bags. I have a feeling Lydia is all about money all the time and creepy sex-talk. Eew.
Kim Kardashian’s stylist loves to make a statement. The jury is still out on what that statement IS exactly.
Kim stepped out in yet another attention grabbing ensemble this week, stopping by Jimmy Kimmel for an interview tonight. Kim once again showed that she doesn’t care what body type an outfit is designed for, she’s going to wear it!
Mrs. West crammed herself into an outfit clearly made for a tall lanky supermodel type with a much smaller chest, slimmer hips and longer legs. Kim was spilling out of the white bustier and that long teal ..um robe? dress that wouldn’t close? boxer’s robe? lingerie? silk blouse? In any case, whatever it is, it clung to her rear end and hips in a most unflattering way. And I can’t tell what color those pants are supposed to be. In some photo sets they looked beige and in others they appeared as a light pink. They made her legs look even shorter than they are.
So, is Kim doing it on purpose for the attention it brings when she wears ill-fitting and/or plain old bad fashion? Or is she just completely unaware how to dress for her body type? A little of both? It’s interesting because she looked better when she arrived at the studio – in just a pair of ripped jeans and a t-shirt.
Did you watch Kim’s interview tonight? What was she promoting this time?
Update: Kim wrote on Instagram, “Tonight’s look- Ulyana Sergeenko.”
Last night on Watch What Happens Live they shared this hilarious photo of Joe Gorga in his sister Teresa Giudice’s nurse costume and her hair because Joe had commented that they’d look like twins. And it’s completely hysterical because they truly do!
Joe shared the picture on Instagram this morning, writing “I’d say we’re two hot bitches! Lol #twins #rhonj.”